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If you watched American TV in the late 1980s, you’ll remember the Noid, the crazed anti-pizza terrorist who served as mascot for Domino’s Pizza under the banner “Avoid the Noid.” Although Domino’s eventually dropped the Noid, I’ve collected six items of Noid Trivia for your nostalgic enjoyment.
(Note: this post was inspired by January’s awesome 7 Advertisements Just Barely Disguised as Video Games post!)
In 1989, Kenneth Lamar Noid interpreted the Domino’s ads as a personal assault on his character. Believing he was engaged in an ongoing battle with Domino’s head Tom Monaghan, Noid took matters into his own hands, holding up a Domino’s outlet in Georgia. Details from Time Magazine:
Kenneth Noid, 22, walked into a Domino’s Pizza shop in Chamblee, Ga., with a .357 Magnum revolver and took two employees hostage. When police arrived, he demanded $100,000 in cash, a getaway car and a copy of The Widow’s Son, a 1985 novel about secret societies in an 18th century Parisian prison.
All Noid got was the pizza he ordered. After a five-hour siege, the two employees slipped away and Noid gave himself up.
According to Wikipedia, “Noid was charged with kidnapping, aggravated assault, extortion and possession of a firearm during a crime. He was found not guilty by reason of insanity.”
In 1989, BlueSky Software developed an Avoid the Noid video game for Commodore 64 and DOS PCs. Billed on the box as “Affordable Fun!” the game sounds…well…affordable at least:
In the game, you must deliver a pizza to Doom Industries on the top floor of an apartment building while avoiding the Noid creatures and their traps as you go.
[The protagonist] is armed with a limited amount of Noid Avoiders, which when activated remove all Noids from the screen.
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If not avoided by jumping or rolling, the protagonist is stunned and the Noid will then proceed to destroy the pizza. When all pizzas are gone the game ends.
Read more on Avoid the Noid at Wikipedia.
Capitalizing on The Noid’s success, Capcom altered an existing Japanese game for the Nintendo Entertainment System called Kamen no Ninja Hanamaru. The 1991 remake, entitled Yo! Noid, was surprisingly detailed and difficult — probably because it was originally intended to be an entirely different game and the pizza content was tacked on.
According to Wikipedia, the game featured the Noid “traipsing through fourteen different side-scrolling levels throughout various locations of New York City to battle his evil duplicate, Mr. Green, for the public good, and for the massive pizza reward.”
Yo! Noid has a surprising fan following on the web. Check out, for example, the Yo Noid! Shrine and an online version of the game.
Aside from his advertising gig, the Noid has appeared in episodes of The Simpsons and Family Guy. He’s also briefly visible in Michael Jackson’s Moonwalker. (Fortunately Jackson manages to Avoid him.)
The Noid was brought to life with claymation, the creation of Will Vinton, the same man who brought us 80s icons like The California Raisins (official spokesraisins for the California Raisin Advisory Board) and The Adventures of Mark Twain.
These days Vinton is still producing commercials, including the computer-animated M&M character ads.
Pons Maar lent his voice to the Noid, summoning bursts of crazed laughter and bubbly warbling which made the character genuinely weird. Aside from his Noid gig, Maar is perhaps best known as the lead Wheeler in the movie Return to Oz. He also voiced various (somewhat obscure) cartoon roles over the years — the one I remember best is the hissing Saurod from Masters of the Universe. Maar also did puppet work on major productions like Team America: World Police, Monkeybone, and TV’s “Buffy the Vampire Slayer.”
Here’s an example of the Noid in action:
That was a great moment in Family Guy! Adam West: “Guess the Noid should have avoided me…”
posted by Li on 6-3-2008 at 2:10 pm
the noid scared me so much when I was a kid
posted by 4AK on 6-3-2008 at 2:58 pm
Awww! I gave a plastic Noid figurine to my Grandma, and she always kept it by her kitchen window. And 7 years after she died, my Grandpa still hasn’t removed it! It’s a nice thing to see every time I get to go out to where he lives.
posted by Lelah on 6-3-2008 at 3:01 pm
Awesome piece! Always loved the Noid - I had the Nintendo game and it WAS hard.
Just an FYI, though: Vinton studios is now Laika (www.laika.com). Vinton got bought out by Nike’s Phil Knight and there was a falling out with the studio - hence the name change.
posted by mason on 6-3-2008 at 3:33 pm
I had the game “Avoid the Noid” when I was younger. I have fond memories of playing that game on my first computer, a Tandy 1000EX.
posted by Amy on 6-3-2008 at 4:44 pm
Avoid The Noid. Avoid Dominos! What dreck that pizza is. Tom Monaghan has used his Dominos wealth to support pro-life and conservitave political / religious causes. He’s building an all Catholic college and community in South Florida where porn and contraceptives (among other things) will be banned.
posted by Lynne on 6-3-2008 at 5:23 pm
I had Avoid the Noid for DOS back when I was a kid. It is because of this that I remember the Noid because I was too young to see the commercials.
posted by John on 6-3-2008 at 7:51 pm
The Noid scared me, too. I hate the Noid. I have always hated the Noid. I hate the word noid and I hate the way that thing looks. The Noid is sick.
posted by Katie D. on 6-4-2008 at 10:44 am
calm down katie … the noid isn’t real *rolls eyes*
posted by cormac on 6-4-2008 at 12:15 pm
Cormac, are you serious? The Noid isn’t real? I thought it was…. real.
I thought about burdening my comment with a “I’m not really this angry” justification. Guess I should have! Silly me. *rolls eyes*
posted by Katie D. on 6-4-2008 at 12:41 pm
I just watched that Family Guy episode last night, Li! Great moment, indeed.
posted by Krie on 6-4-2008 at 3:01 pm
oh my gosh, a tandy computer! i used to have one of those too! oh, the good ol’ days =).
oh yeah, the noid.. ugly little squirt ain’t he?
posted by CK on 6-4-2008 at 4:05 pm
Weird, I mentioned the Noid hostage situation in the comments section a couple months ago. We used to live down the street from that Domino’s when I was a kid. We weren’t supposed to leave the house, it was all over the news. Crazy, but that’s how I learned what the word “hostage” meant. Avoid the Noid, indeed.
posted by Nat X on 6-4-2008 at 4:57 pm
Snap, sorry, Chris, I just noticed your “note” above about the inspiration for your post. That’s why the Noid thing was so familiar. Sad that living in proximity to the Domino’s hostage crisis is my lame claim to fame.
posted by Nat X on 6-4-2008 at 5:00 pm