12 Unusual Ways to Use Wine and Old Wine Bottles

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The numbers don’t lie—our obsession with wine is real—but the benefits of this magical elixir go well beyond consumption. From anti-aging treatments to home décor, wine and old wine bottles can come in handy in nearly every part of life. Here are 12 unexpected ways you can benefit from your next bottle.

1. FRUIT FLY TRAPS

As summer fills the air, so do gnats and fruit flies. But fear not—it's wine to the rescue! Flies are attracted to wine's fermented smell; a quick DIY trap (pouring wine in a bowl or mug and placing it in the infested areas) will attract then kill those pests.

2. SKIN REJUVENATION

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Fermented grapes (wine's core ingredient) have powerful anti-aging properties that fight wrinkles, treat sun damage and restore collagen, improving the skin’s overall appearance. Add a glass of red wine to your next soak in the tub (not counting the glass you drink during said soak, of course) or splash it on your face for a quick skin-firming mask. Double bonus: It’s also known to soften skin. 

3. DIY FERTILIZER

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Wine isn’t just for humans; plants love it, too. If you want to show up your green-thumb neighbors, grab a Malbec or Merlot and a compost bin to create your very own fertilizer. Red wine activates bacteria in compost that transforms it from trash into highly effective fertilizer.

4. RED WINE STAIN REMOVER

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Nothing's worse than spilling red wine on your carpet or a favorite shirt, but—in a counterintuitive turn of events—a delicious white can actually remove the stain. White wine absorbs the red wine color after just a few minutes, and once dabbed up, can remove the stain entirely.

5. FRUITS AND VEGGIES CLEANER

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According to a study from Oregon State University, the alcohol in white wine can kill nasty food-borne pathogens like salmonella and E-coli. Douse your produce with old wine instead of water to fully clean fruits and veggies. Bonus tip: White wine is also a great kitchen disinfectant, and can remove tough grease and oil stains in the garage or driveway.

6. WHIP UP WINE JELLY

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Wine slushies were so 2016; this summer, try your hand at wine jelly. Combine sugar, liquid pectin and your favorite two-day-old wine to make some grown-up spreads. For an extra splash of class, throw in strawberries or blueberries (especially if you're using a white or champagne). To get started, try this wine jelly recipe from Food.com.

7. HOMEMADE VINEGAR

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As wine ages, it slowly transitions from delicious drink to rancid vinegar. Sure, it may not smell great, but leaving a bottle (3/4 full or less) out for a few weeks will turn your old, unusable wine into—voila!—a homemade bottle of vinegar.

8. HEALTHY MEAT MARINADE

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Yes, we all know red wine is good for you (in moderation, of course), but did you know it can actually improve the healthiness of your meat? Marinating steak or pork in red wine for at least six hours can reduce the carcinogens caused by grilling and frying. More of a beer lover? Newer research shows beer is a carcinogen-reducing marinade, too.

9. A TALL BOOTS FIX 

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Is your closet full of toppled-over boots? Grab those wine bottles for a DIY fix. After cleaning your bottle thoroughly, place it in the calf section of your tall boots to keep them upright and tidy.

10. HOMEMADE BOOK ENDS

Fill an empty, clean bottle of wine with sand from your recent travels, then use it as a sturdy bookend for a nostalgic decoration. Not only will you remember a favorite getaway every time you grab a book, you'll equally reminisce about that delicious wine of yesteryear.

11. SALAD DRESSING CANISTERS

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Instead of the store-bought plastic salad dressing containers, add some pizzazz to your next dinner party by using a cleaned out, label removed wine bottle as your salad dressing canister. Whether it's homemade or from the store, your wine-bottled dressing will look perfectly posh.

12. WINE BOTTLE LAMPS

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Relive the memory of your favorite vino day in, day out by turning that bottle into a lamp. While it may feel more (wo)man cave than dining room appropriate, a simple DIY lamp kit will add new life—and light—to your most cherished bottles.

Amazon's Best Cyber Monday Deals on Tablets, Wireless Headphones, Kitchen Appliances, and More

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11 Fascinating Facts About Mark Twain

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Mark Twain is widely considered the author of the first great American novel—The Adventures of Huckleberry Finn—but his rollicking tales aren’t the only legacy he left behind. His poignant quotes and witticisms have been told and retold (sometimes erroneously) over the last century and a half, and his volume of work speaks for itself. Over the course of his legendary career, Twain—real name Samuel Langhorne Clemens—wrote more than a dozen novels plus countless short stories and essays and still found time to invent new products, hang out with famous scientists, and look after a house full of cats.

1. Mark Twain is a nautical reference.

Like many of history’s literary greats, Mark Twain (né Samuel Langhorne Clemens) decided to assume an alias early on in his writing career. He tried out a few different names—Thomas Jefferson Snodgrass, Sergeant Fathom, and, more plainly, Josh—before settling on Mark Twain, which means two fathoms (12 feet) deep in boating jargon. He got the idea while working as a steamboat pilot on the Mississippi River—a job he held for four years until the Civil War broke out in 1861, putting a halt to commerce. (However, another popular theory holds that he earned the nickname in a bar. According to reports in a couple of 19th-century newspapers, he’d walk into a pub and call out “mark twain!,” prompting the bartender to take a piece of chalk and make two marks on a wall for twain—two—drinks. Twain denied this version of events, though.)

2. In addition to being a steamboat pilot, Mark Twain also worked as a miner.

Shortly after his stint on The Big Muddy, Twain headed west with his brother to avoid having to fight in the war. He took up work as a miner in Virginia City, Nevada, but the job wasn't for him. (He described it as "hard and long and dismal.") Fortunately for Twain, he didn’t have to work there long. In 1862, he was offered his first writing job for Virginia City’s Territorial Enterprise newspaper, where he covered crime, politics, mining, and culture.

3. A story Mark Twain heard in a bar led to his “big break.”

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In 1864, Twain headed to Calaveras County, California in hopes of striking gold as a prospector (he didn’t). However, it was during his time here that he heard the bartender of the Angels Hotel in Angels Camp share an incredulous story about a frog-jumping contest. Twain recounted the tale in his own words in The Celebrated Jumping Frog of Calaveras County. It was published in 1865 in The New York Saturday Press and went on to receive national acclaim.

4. It took Mark Twain seven years to write The Adventures of Huckleberry Finn.

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Twain started writing the sequel to The Adventures of Tom Sawyer in 1876, but he wasn’t too pleased with his progress. After writing about 400 pages, he told a friend he liked it "only tolerably well, as far as I have got, and may possibly pigeonhole or burn" the manuscript. He put the project on the back burner for several years and finally finished it in 1883 following a burst of inspiration.

5. Mark Twain invented a board game.

While Twain was putting off writing The Adventures of Huckleberry Finn, he was busy working on a game he dubbed Memory Builder. It was originally supposed to be an outdoor game to help his children learn about England’s monarchs, but he ended up turning it into a board game to improve its chances of selling. However, after two years of work, it was still too convoluted to be marketable and required a vast knowledge of historical facts and dates. That didn’t stop him from patenting the game, though.

6. Mark Twain created "improved" scrapbooks and suspenders.

Memory Builder wasn't Twain's only invention; he also patented two other products. One was inspired by his love of scrapbooking, while the other came about from his hatred of suspenders. He designed a self-adhesive scrapbook that works like an envelope, which netted him about $50,000 in profits. His “improvement in adjustable and detachable straps for garments” also ended up being useful, but for an entirely different purpose than Twain originally intended. According to The Atlantic, “This clever invention only caught on for one snug garment: the bra. For those with little brassiere experience, not a button, nor a snap, but a clasp is all that secures that elastic band, which holds up women's breasts. So not-so-dexterous ladies and gents, you can thank Mark Twain for that."

7. Thomas Edison filmed Twain at home.

Only one video of Twain exists, and it was shot by none other than his close friend Thomas Edison. The footage was captured in 1909—one year before the author died—at Twain’s estate in Redding, Connecticut. He’s seen sporting a light-colored suit and his usual walrus mustache, and one scene shows him with his daughters, Clara and Jean. On a separate occasion that same year, Edison recorded Twain as he read stories into a phonograph, but those audio clips were destroyed in a fire. No other recording of Twain’s voice exists.

8. Mark Twain did wear white suits, but not as often as you might think.

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When you think of Mark Twain, you probably picture him in an all-white suit with a cigar or pipe hanging from his lips. It’s true that he was photographed in a white suit on several occasions, but he didn’t start this habit until later in life. According to The Mark Twain Boyhood Home & Museum, “In December 1906, he wore a white suit while appearing before a congressional committee regarding copyright. He did this for dramatic emphasis. Several times after that he wore white out of season for effect.” He also refused to trade his white clothes for “shapeless and degrading black ones” in the winter, no matter how cold it got. So take that, people who subscribe to the “no white after Labor Day” rule.

9. At one point, Mark Twain had 19 cats.

Twain really, really liked cats—so much so that he had 19 of them at one time. And if he was traveling, he would “rent” cats to keep him company. In fact, he had a much higher opinion of felines than humans, remarking, “If man could be crossed with the cat, it would improve man, but it would deteriorate the cat.” He also had a talent for coming up with some great cat names; Beelzebub, Blatherskite, Buffalo Bill, Sour Mash, Zoroaster, Soapy Sal, Pestilence, Bambino, and Satan were just a few of the kitties in his brood.

10. Mark Twain probably didn’t say that thing you think he said.

Twain is one of the most misquoted authors in history. According to one quote wrongfully attributed to him, “It is better to keep your mouth shut and appear stupid than to open it and remove all doubt.” What Twain actually said was, “[He] was endowed with a stupidity which by the least little stretch would go around the globe four times and tie.” There are many, many examples of these.

11. Mark Twain accurately predicted when he would die.

When he was born on November 30, 1835, Halley’s Comet was visible from Earth. It appears roughly every 75 years, and Twain predicted he would die the next time it graced the sky. As he put it in 1909, “I came in with Halley’s Comet in 1835. It is coming again next year, and I expect to go out with it. It will be the greatest disappointment of my life if I don’t go out with Halley’s Comet. The Almighty has said, no doubt: ‘Now here are these two unaccountable freaks; they came in together, they must go out together.’ Oh, I am looking forward to that.” He ended up passing away at his Connecticut home on April 21, 1910, one day after Halley’s Comet appeared in the sky once again.

This story has been updated for 2020.