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20 Gilmore Girls Quotes That Are Still So Relatable

"As long as everything is exactly the way I want it, I'm totally flexible."
ByLogan DeLoye
Gilmore Girls - 4k - Season 1 Opening credits - 2000-2007 - The WB/CW
Gilmore Girls - 4k - Season 1 Opening credits - 2000-2007 - The WB/CW | Classic TV Zone

"Gilmore Girls" first welcomed us into Stars Hollow in 2000, and every fall, generations of fans return for an annual rewatch to spend time with Lorelai, Rory, and all the characters that make the series so ridiculously relatable.

The script is fast-paced, but the atmosphere is leisurely and cozy, pulling you into small-town charm (and, at times, chaos) you can't help but revisit every autumn.

But what is it about "Gilmore Girls" that makes it feel so… familiar? 

While some characters are lovably eccentric and a few town events seem almost too theatrical, like the 24-Hour Dance-a-Thon or the Festival of Living Art, what makes the show timelessly resonant and authentic are its themes and relationships: the will-they-won't-they slow-burn between Luke and Lorelai, Emily and Richard's expectations of their daughter amid other relatable complicated family dynamics, Lorelai and Rory's boundless bond, first (second and third) loves, caffeine dependency, and the general messiness of life, all unfolding in the comforting setting of a small (slightly unhinged) town. 

Though fictional, several lines (not "Oy with the poodles already!" though comedy gold) mirror reality, making it easy to see ourselves in their dreams, thought processes, and everyday setbacks and silver linings. 

Here are the most relatable "Gilmore Girls" (and "Gilmore Girls: A Year in the Life") quotes of all time, sorted by character.

LORELAI GILMORE

"I need coffee in an IV." (Season 1, Episode 2)

"Hey, I can be flexible. I can. As long as everything is exactly the way I want it, I'm totally flexible." (Season 2, Episode 13)

"I don’t like Mondays, but unfortunately they come around, eventually!" (Season 6, Episode 22)

"And if eating cake is wrong, I don't want to be right." (Season 2, Episode 3)

"It's all any of us wants: to find a nice person to hang out with 'till we drop dead." (Season 4, Episode 6)

"You have so many years of screwups ahead of you, kid." (Season 1, Episode 8)

RORY GILMORE

"Nothing excites me before 11 [a.m.]" (Season 4, Episode 9)

“A little nervous breakdown can work wonders for a girl." (Season 4, Episode 15)

"I’m going to have to quit drinking coffee! AndI love coffee... I really love coffee!" (Season 6, Episode 11)

"I feel like this is my time to be rootless and just see where life takes me..." (Winter, "Gilmore Girls: A Year in the Life")

MICHEL GERARD

"Let us just stand here and let the awkwardness wash over us." (Season 7, Episode 11)

"People are particularly stupid today. I can't talk to any more of them." (Season 1, Episode 1)

LUKE DANES

"Don’t add stuff from your to do list to my to do list." (Season 4, Episode 20)

"When you make plans, then you have expectations, and when you have expectations, then you will get disappointed." (Season 4, Episode 5)

SOOKIE ST. JAMES

"I'm mad. I'm so mad, I'm sad. I'm smad!" (Season 2, Episode 10)

"I'm so hot I may hit on myself tonight." (Season 5, Episode 16)

JESS MARIANO

"It's a crazy world we live in." (Season 2, Episode 12)

DEAN FORESTER

"I mean, it's not a career or anything, but it's got me solvent." (Season 1, Episode 6)

PARIS GELLER

"I want to live my life so that I'll be able to read an in-depth biography about myself in later years and not puke." (Season 5, Episode 18)

"Give me more homework. It'll keep my mind off my life." (Season 3, Episode 18)

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