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Although it doesn’t have quite the same archaeological provenance as hieroglyphs or dinosaur bones, historians believe there’s ample evidence to suggest that the mullet has been around for centuries. And it's gaining popularity once again.
Weighted hemlines are actually a great idea for non-royals as well.
The famed retailer's Christmas 1987 catalog had something for everyone—including someone with $10,000 to shell out on a pair of alligator jeans.
Now that's what we call "Jedi-style."
With 15 different features designed to stash your stuff and keep you cozy when you're on the move, you don't even need a bag.