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To find the keyboard hiding among the zebras in this black and white illustration, you'll have to look very closely.
You're getting ripped off, big time.
The original footage was deleted long ago, but a fan happened to record it.
With an estimated death toll of 150,966 over seven seasons, the odds probably aren't in your favorite character's favor.
Stanley Kubrick’s bleak Cold War satire, which was released 55 years ago, belongs to a class and genre all its own.
The home brew staple has been around for 65 years. Why does it insist on lying to us?
It’s hard enough to get nominated for an Academy Award as a living person. It’s even harder to be nominated when you don’t actually exist.
Further proof that Tony Stark is the role the actor was born to play.
The excitable little monster uses clever psychological tricks to capture a child's attention.
Score one for The King of the Seven Seas.
On January 15, 1967, when the first AFL-NFL World Championship Game took place, it was something bordering on a disaster, with television mishaps, a dispute over the name, and thousands of empty seats.
Chiitan has over 900,000 Twitter followers, but not everyone's a fan.
A mosquito-borne disease might be responsible for the Louisiana Purchase.
The law would sentence offenders to a maximum of seven years in prison.
The late 1990s saw a resurgence of teen romantic comedies, like '10 Things I Hate About You,' 'Can’t Hardly Wait,' and 1999’s 'She’s All That.'