We're just two lost souls/swimmin' in a fish bowl.

TRAVEL
The giant machine lets you access crates of oysters 24 hours a day.
Your discharged poop can reach travel at speeds of up to 130 miles per hour.
Drive slow enough, and it could take you nearly an hour to cover some of the world's longest connecting structures.
These neighborhood joints have cheap brews, pub games, and friendly conversation on tap.
In the 18th and 19th centuries, counterfeit ruins were all the rage on grand estates.
"I have always been fascinated by transit maps and river systems, and I thought, 'Why not put them together?'"
The Clown Motel in Tonopah, Nevada is decorated with hundreds of clown figurines, posters, and toys—and it can be yours for around $900,000.