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Fifth Caption Contest Finalists!

David K. Israel
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[We're still accepting votes!]

Thanks to all who entered our 5th Caption Contest. Now the fun really begins: it's up to YOU to pick the winner. As with last time, each finalist is labeled with a letter. All you have to do is decide which is the best (whatever your definition of "best" is), and drop your ballot in the comments below. As always, one vote per person.And the 10 finalists are"¦

a) Cass entered: Narrator: The Male Emperor penguins huddle close together to withstand the next 4 months of bitter cold as the sun fades away, and they wait for the females to return with food. Lead Female: "Look girls! TIFFANY'S!b) Becca entered: "It's simply not politically correct! I say we sue and force them to modify the crosswalks to read "˜PINNI-PEDestrian crossing'!"c) Steve F. entered: "So I says to Murray, 'Look, I don't care how long you have to hold that egg on your feet, all us girls are going out on the town and there's nothing you can do about it.' I did promise to bring him back some whitefish."d) MikeonTV entered: "..Hey! Hey, I'm waddling here!"e) Atoms entered: The Emperors have no clothesf) Deuce entered: "I tell you, we are a shoe in for the internship at Penguin Publishing"g) Tazzetty entered: "I TOLD YOU TO STOP AND ASK FOR DIRECTIONS!"h) Katherine entered: "Well, I've heard them called "˜zebra crossings,' but I figure that's close enough."i) GregVA entered: "Happy Feet?" My Ass! This devil's wearing Prada baby!j) Patrick entered: The poorly conceived and disastrous sequel Jaywalk of the Penguins went straight to DVD.

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