The Quick 10: 10 Grown Up Facts About Dr. Seuss

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If Dr. Seuss were still alive today, we could read his own Happy Birthday to You! book to him - he would be 106 years old today. Everyone adored him as a children's author and illustrator, but Theodor Geisel had a very grown up side to him as well. Here are 10 facts about the side of the good Dr. that most people don't know much about.

 1. And to Think That It Happened on Mulberry Street was only Dr. Seuss' first published children's book. He had a couple of other adult titles under his belt by that time, including Boners and More Boners. They were later packaged as The Pocket Book of Boners.

2. He also wrote a book called The Seven Lady Godivas, a tale about the seven Godiva sisters, all of whom rode around naked on horses just as the most well-known Lady G did. It was targeted at adults and was a pretty spectacular flop. Some people believe it was this poor reception that led Seuss to write for children almost exclusively.

3. Ted Geisel won an Academy Award for writing the 48-minute-long documentary film Design for Death, a WWII piece about Japanese culture and the war.

4. Seuss' first wife, Helen, committed suicide. She had a long history of health problems and was fighting a losing battle, but likely also contributing to her decision to kill herself was the fact that her husband of 41 years was having an affair with a married woman 18 years younger than him. After Helen died, Seuss married Audrey Dimond, the woman he had been having an affair with. She divorced her husband and sent her kids away to school to be with him. "They wouldn't have been happy with Ted, and Ted wouldn't have been happy with them," she later said.

5. After The Seven Lady Godivas bombed, Seuss didn't write and illustrate another book targeted at adults for about 50 years. After suffering through a series of illnesses and pains related to getting older and spending what he felt was way too much time in hospital waiting rooms, he wrote the tongue-in-cheek You're Only Old Once! in 1987. It was published on his 82nd birthday. Here's an excerpt:

"You'll be told that your hearing's so murky and muddy,
your case calls for special intensified study.
They'll test you with noises from far and from near
and you'll get a black mark for the ones you can't hear.
Then they'll say "My dear fellow, you're deafer than most.
But there's hope, since you're not quite as deaf as a post.
We'll study your symptoms. We'll give you a call.
In the meantime, go back and sit down in the hall.

6. Geisel may not have been crazy about kids, exactly, but he and his first wife did want to have children of their own - they just couldn't. To try to make light of the sad situation, Dr. Seuss made up a fake child named Chrysanthemum Pearl and often referenced her when friends were bragging about the accomplishments of their own kids. She apparently made a mean oyster stew with chocolate frosting and flaming Roman candles. He even dedicated The 500 Hats of Bartholomew Cubbins to her, writing, "To Chrysanthemum Pearl, age 89 months, going on 90."

7. Horton Hatches the Egg (1940) was Seuss' last book for seven years - after the wild success of the book, he took some time off from the world of children's publishing to draw political cartoons for PM newspaper during WWII. This included Mein Early Kampf, which showed Hitler as being a hateful baby who refused milk because it came from Holstein cows.

8. He was stripped of his duties as the editor of Jacko, Dartmouth's humor magazine, when he and a bunch of friends were caught sipping on a bottle of bootleg gin during Prohibition. He was put on probation for "defying the laws of Prohibition, especially the night before Easter." He continued to draw for the magazine using a series of pseudonyms, though. That was actually the first time he ever used "Seuss" professionally.

9. As amazing as Dr. Seuss was as a writer and an illustrator, he once said he felt his biggest accomplishment had nothing to do with his profession. He was most proud of the lion wading pool at the San Diego Zoo, which he paid for in 1973.

10. Quitting smoking is a pretty grown up thing to do, but Dr. Seuss took a rather fun, child-like approach to it. He liked to smoke a pipe, so he filled the pipe with dirt and planted strawberry seeds in it. When he felt the urge to smoke, he watered his pipe with an eyedropper instead.

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A Hair-Raising History of the Flowbee

The Flowbee revolutionized the highly suspect idea of cutting one's own hair.
The Flowbee revolutionized the highly suspect idea of cutting one's own hair.
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Like many great ideas, there is some confusion surrounding how California-based carpenter Rick Hunts was struck by inspiration for the Flowbee. The infomercial sensation of the late 1980s is a vacuum cleaner attachment that straightens hair, munches on it with clippers, and then sucks the trimmings into the canister.

In one version, Hunts is beguiled by a television show he saw in 1979 that demonstrated a person getting their hair cut while hanging upside-down, freeing their locks for clipping. Another has Hunts using a vacuum to get sawdust from his workshop out of his hair and having an epiphany.

The latter sounds more like the kind of mythologizing that accompanies inventors—one questions the wisdom of using a vacuum to remove sawdust from their hair rather than simply showering—but it doesn’t matter much. However he came upon the notion, Hunts’s vision of an at-home substitution for a barber was the Soloflex of hairstyling. It promised convenience, affordability, and the novelty of boasting your hair had been trimmed by a Hoover upright.

Hunts’s device, which he initially dubbed the Vacucut, took six to seven years to develop. By one estimate, he went through four prototypes—the last one involving 50 modifications—before he perfected the vacuum attachment. (Hunts’s children—or, more specifically, their hair—were used for testing.) The Vacucut took hair anywhere from a half-inch to six inches in length and, thanks to the suction of the vacuum, pulled it straight in the same way a stylist holds hair between their fingers. Once extended, clippers inside the attachment trimmed the excess, which wound up in the vacuum.

It required no skill and no additional pairs of hands; the length was adjustable using the included spacers. Owing to the air flow and the fact the device made a buzzing noise similar to a bee, Hunts decided to rename it the Flowbee, with a bumblebee-esque black and yellow color scheme.

Hunts, who raised more than $100,000 from investors and even sold his cabinet shop to obtain additional funds to mass market his creation, clearly felt the Flowbee would be a slam-dunk. He approached major personal grooming companies like Conair, Norelco, and Remington to see if they’d be interested in the Flowbee. He also approached beauty salons to see if they’d consider selling them to customers. He later recalled that all of them said the idea was nuts. In the case of the salons, they were afraid the Flowbee might actually work as advertised and see a reduction in foot traffic from people content to cut their own hair. 

Dismayed, Hunts took to trying to move product out of his garage. He also went to county fairs, where he would have a volunteer come up on stage. One side of the person’s head would be trimmed with scissors, the other side with the Flowbee. The results were comparable, and Hunts began selling a modest amount of inventory at $150 each.

The reaction of the county fair crowd may have been on Hunts’s mind when he saw an infomercial one evening for a food-sealing product. The program-length paid advertisements were really just barker shows broadcast to a mass audience. The Flowbee, Hunts knew, needed to be demonstrated. So Hunts spent $30,000 to produce and buy airtime for a 30-minute spot that began airing in 1988. Soon, the entire country was watching people aim a vacuum nozzle at their heads and clip their own hair.

The Flowbee entered popular culture, getting mentions in films like 1992’s Wayne’s World, where Garth (Dana Carvey) is menaced by a Suck Kut, and on shows like Party of Five. Imitators like the RoboCut and the Hairdini appeared to bite into market share, but the Flowbee enjoyed brand recognition. A Flowbee Pet Groomer was introduced, and Flowbee barbershops were considered. By 1992, the Flowbee was being sold in major retail chains. By 1993, Hunts’s San Diego-based company, Flowbee International, had sold 200,000 units. By 2000, the number was 2 million. While that may not sound like a lot, consider that this was a vacuum cleaner attachment selling for $69.95 to $150 retail that was intended for use on one’s head.

While millions of people enjoyed the Flowbee’s kitsch appeal, some people thought it sucked. Stylists believed it lacked the artistry of a professional, while others complained it wasn’t effective on hair longer than six inches or on curly locks. It was also difficult for the Flowbee to trim the sides or around the ears. George Clooney, however, swears by it; in December 2020, he admitted that he's been using one to cut his own hair for decades.

While they no longer air infomercials, Flowbee International is still in business—and has seen increased interest in the wake of the coronavirus pandemic as people avoid salons and look for alternatives to becoming Howard Hughes. Unfortunately, health concerns have prompted a cessation of activity at the Flowbee factory in Kerrville, Texas. They don’t intend to ship new product (which now sells for $99) until things settle down. The RoboCut, however, is still shipping.