Nominative determinism is the theory that a person's name has some influence over what they do with their life. Keep that in mind as you read this story. A young red-tailed hawk fell out of a nest that was being monitored by a webcam in Portland. A police officer was able to put the bird in a box and take it to the Audubon Society. His name? Officer McCageor "Cage" Byrd. This is not quite an example of nominative determinism, but it's the perfect name for this particular story. Now, if Cage Bird were to become an ornithologist or a pet shop owner, that would be nominative determinism. Other terms for the same phenomenon are aptonyms or aptronyms, although those words do not necessarily connote a career path.
Two names in high positions in the British legal system are exceedingly appropriate. Igor Judge (pictured) is the current Lord Chief Justice of England and Wales, which means he is the chief judge. You my think of him as Judge Judge, but please address him as Lord Judge. John Laws is the British Lord Justice of Appeal, which is also a judge position. I'm not sure whether addressing him as Lord Justice or Lord Laws is more correct, since the case of Igor Judge is no help in figuring it out. Over here in America, Jennifer Justice is a music industry lawyer. The most awesome legal name I know belongs to Royal Canadian Mounted Police officer Law Power. Image by Wikipedia user Bencherlite.
has to constantly answer the question, and yes,
. She works for WABC in New York City. Meteorologist
is a longtime weatherman, recently marking 25 years at WCNC in Charlotte, North Carolina.
Retired New York meteorologist
came by both his name and career honestly, because his father
was a meteorologist first. His sister Allison overcame her normal name to also became a meteorologist.
The medical field has unlimited opportunities for nominative determinism because of the many specialties. Pictured here,
is an Austin urologist who is known for performing vasectomies. Really. Other doctors at the same urology clinic include Dr. Hardeman and Dr. Wang.
is a chiropractor.
is a recognized expert in pain relief, particularly in terminal patients.
is a plastic surgeon and urologist, which qualifies him to do gender reassignment surgery, as well as the more common cosmetic and reconstructive procedures.
was an eminent British neurologist who wrote about the brain and edited a medical journal dedicated to neurology called
is a dentist. As is
. Let's don't forget
. But the best dentist name of all is
SCIENCE & ACADEMIA
(shown here) is in charge of the Division of Birds at the Smithsonian's Museum of Natural History. Retired biology professor
is an ornithologist who spends his time with various conservation organizations, working to save eagles, falcons, and other raptors. Nick Rock was once the head of the Geology Department at the University of Western Australia. He lives on in a
named in his honor.
is an acoustical and vibration engineer, who once had
in Australia with his name. It merged with
is the head of the chemical engineering department at the University of Birmingham. His field of research is the food industry.
is not a movie star, but the dean of the Kenan-Flagler Business School at UNC. You can call him
(pictured) plays baseball for the Milwaukee Brewers. His position is
, was a pro as well. Of course, you must be familiar with the appropriateness of world-record sprinter
is a race car driver, as is
. I don't think they are related to each other.
In the Russian language, female surnames often end on "-ova," which sounds like "over" in English, which gives us many punny athlete aptronyms.
was a springboard diver on the Russian team at the Beijing Olympics.
is, of course, a hurdler. And
is Israel's top tennis player.
David Quick is a journalist in Charleston, South Carolina. That's because you can't really make a living running marathons, which is what he also does -and he writes about running! As a business reporter, Louise Story writes stories for the New York Times.
Millions of men have served in the military, whether they make a career of it or not. Still, you have to wonder if one's name might spur enlistment, from
in the 18th century to
in the 21st century.
was a piano teacher whose pupils included a young boy who later became known as Duke Ellington.
founded the British Tarantula Society.
are realtors in Las Vegas.
These are just examples of thousands of people who have names appropriate for their chosen careers. If you have a favorite not listed here, please tell us about them in the comments!