8 Things You Might Not Know About Comedian Brian Regan

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While other stand-ups have garnered considerable fame and notoriety from sitcom deals, comedian Brian Regan has largely kept to the stage. A regular on the comedy club circuit since the 1980s, Regan has been consistently touring and developing a loyal following for his profanity-free act. Check out some things you might not know about the 59-year-old performer.

1. HE DROPPED OUT OF COLLEGE TO PURSUE COMEDY.

One of eight children growing up in 1960s Miami, Regan has said his entire family was funny. Attending Catholic school, he recalled hiding behind nuns and making faces. While studying at Heidelberg University in Tiffin, Ohio to become an accountant, Regan decided to drop out in his senior year to pursue a career in entertainment. (In 1997, he decided to finish his credits and was able to graduate.)

2. HE FIGURED OUT PRETTY QUICKLY THAT DIRTY HUMOR WASN’T HIS THING.

Some of the most iconic stand-ups in the history of the art form have worked “blue,” using provocative language and situations as a model for their humor. But Regan has developed a reputation for “working clean,” or having a family-friendly set. According to the comedian, it wasn’t anything he focused on at first. “When I did have profanity, it was such a small part of my show,” he told The Columbus Dispatch in 2011. “To have five percent blue and the other 95 percent clean seemed to put things off-kilter. When I did do a clean show, the comments were so intense, I realized this is important to some people. I decided the other five percent wasn’t that important, anyway.”

3. HE LETS HIS KIDS LISTEN TO JUST FIVE MINUTES OF MATERIAL.

While his act is appropriate for all ages, Regan said in 2012 that he typically limited his then-13-year-old son and nine-year-old daughter to just five minutes of watching his act. “I don’t want them to think of me as Daddy the comedian,” he said.

4. HE WON’T PERFORM CLOSE TO HOME.

Regan spends a good chunk of the year touring theaters, but he prefers not to book dates close to his residence in Las Vegas. “I don’t want to be a comedian when I’m at home,” he told the Deseret News in 2012. “I don’t want people who know me talking about tickets ... I want to talk about my kids learning how to ride their bikes ... It’s always a little weird when that bubble gets popped, when somebody might recognize me and come up and go, ‘Hey, wow, Brian Regan.’ I’m not even in that frame of mind. I’m just thinking, ‘I’m just buying my daughter some socks.’”

5. HE SET A LETTERMAN SHOW RECORD.

If a comedian’s act could be measured by sports stats, Regan would be a Hall of Famer. After making his first appearance on The Late Show with David Letterman in 1995, Regan wound up being invited back 27 more times—more than any other comedian on the show.

6. HE BOOKED A TEENAGER’S BIRTHDAY PARTY.

The sizable guarantees of comedians like Regan, Chris Rock, or Jerry Seinfeld make it unlikely they’ll be appearing at birthday parties or weddings anytime soon. But Regan made an exception in 2016 for Luke Granger, a 16-year-old fan from Lansing, Michigan who asked Regan to perform for his birthday via the Make-A-Wish Foundation. Regan agreed, doing a set in front of Granger’s family and friends at Riverview Church in Lansing.

7. HE PREFERS NOT TO LOOK AT HIS AUDIENCE.

When performing in larger venues with thousands of seats, Regan likes the house lighting to be arranged so that he can barely see beyond the third row. “I want to see a handful of people in the front, but for the most part I like the house to be dark,” he told Vanity Fair in 2015. “I don’t want to walk out and see 5000 people. The audience is a thing. I try to play it like an instrument. I try to make this thing laugh. I don’t think of it as a group of individuals. I think of it as this big blob of humanity and I want to get it laughing.”

8. THE “MR. CLEAN” IMAGE ISN’T REALLY ACCURATE.

Regan has often chafed at being identified as a “clean” comic, since he feels it’s simply one method of working toward the common comedian goal of getting a laugh. At one point, his reputation for never uttering a dirty word got to the point where people began to tell stories that he’d never so much as had a drop of alcohol, let alone cursed. When Regan heard a radio producer mention that to a friend during dinner, he stopped the waitress and said, “I’ll have a f-ckin’ beer.”

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10 Illuminating Facts About A Christmas Story's Leg Lamp

It's a Major Award!
It's a Major Award!
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When A Christmas Story was first released in 1983, it was a sleeper that attracted only a small (but quite cultish) following. Over the past three decades, however, the film has steadily become a holiday staple on par with classics like A Charlie Brown Christmas (1965) and Miracle on 34th Street (1947). And as the film itself has grown in popularity, so has one of its most recognizable props: the leg lamp, that glowing gam otherwise known as “A Major Award.”

1. The A Christmas Story leg lamp was inspired by an old-school soft drink.

Before A Christmas Story was a movie, it was a series of short stories that appeared in two different volumes by the late writer and radio personality Jean Shepherd. The books, In God We Trust: All Others Pay Cash and Wanda Hickey’s Night of Golden Memories and Other Disasters, were fictionalized accounts of Shepherd’s childhood in Depression-era Indiana (though the movie was filmed mostly in Cleveland, Ohio). Shepherd describes the leg lamp and his father’s obsession with it in a 1966 story titled “My Old Man and the Lascivious Special Award that Heralded the Birth of Pop Art.”

According to A Christmas Story House and Museum (yep, there’s an entire museum dedicated to the subject), Shepherd imagined the leg lamp after seeing an illuminated Nehi Soda advertisement, which featured two shapely disembodied legs up to the knee. Shepherd gave cloaked credit to Nehi by writing that the Old Man’s crossword contest was sponsored by an “orange pop” company whose name “was a play on words, involving the lady’s knee.”

When the lamp finally arrives in Shepherd’s essay, he writes, “From ankle to thigh the translucent flesh radiated a vibrant, sensual, luminous orange-yellow-pinkish nimbus of Pagan fire. All it needed was tom-toms and maybe a gong or two. And a tenor singing in a high, quavery, earnest voice: ‘A pretty girl/Is like a melody…’”

2. The A Christmas Story leg lamp was immortalized by production designer Reuben Freed.

Uncertain of just what a leg lamp should look like, A Christmas Story’s production designer Reuben Freed created a quick sketch and showed it to Shepherd, who surprisingly approved it right away. “I immediately thought of something I had seen in my mother’s front room, which was sort of a gold-colored silk lampshade, pleated with fringe around it,” Freed told Cleveland magazine in 2009. “I thought of it immediately and never thought of anything else—just that classic, big ugly shape.”

3. The “original” A Christmas Story leg lamp no longer exists.

Finding an original leg lamp is considered the ultimate feat for A Christmas Story aficionados, Caseen Gaines wrote in A Christmas Story: Behind the Scenes of a Holiday Classic. But “the likelihood of finding one is about as great as locating Pee Wee Herman’s bicycle in the basement of the Alamo.” Freed produced three leg lamps for the movie, but none of them survived the production. All three were broken during filming.

4. There’s a simple reason for the typo on the box the A Christmas Story leg lamp is delivered in.

When the leg lamp arrives at Ralphie’s house in the movie, it’s in a crate labeled not only with the infamous “FRAGILE,” but also “HIS END UP.” Though the use of “his” in place of “this” might seem like a subtle joke, the crate was indeed originally labeled “THIS END UP,” but no one had bothered to measure the container before trying to wheel it through the door. Jim Moralevitz, an actor who played one of the leg-lamp delivery guys, told Cleveland’s News-Herald, “I had the pleasure of delivering the major award 30 years ago. Unfortunately, the crate was so wide that it wouldn’t fit through the door. So they called in the carpenters and they took four inches off.”

5. The A Christmas Story leg lamp is big in Cleveland.

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Because much of A Christmas Story was filmed in Cleveland, the city has embraced the movie as its own (possibly to the resentment of Shepherd’s native Indiana). In 2013, to celebrate the movie’s 30th anniversary, Terminal Tower in Cleveland’s Public Square was turned into a giant leg lamp, complete with a red garter.

Terminal Tower can be seen, sans leg-lamp accoutrements, in A Christmas Story’s first few opening shots, looming over Higbee’s department store, where Ralphie first spots the coveted Red Ryder BB gun.

6. The A Christmas Story leg lamp is also a big deal in Long Island.

In 2005, the Reichert family, owners of the Northport Hardware Store in Northport, Long Island, got a goofy idea after attending the mayor’s Christmas tree lighting ceremony. They browsed through the store’s generous stock of leg lamps, called over some of the guys from the bar next door, and ceremoniously lit one of the lamps in the store’s picture window. Then they all cheered.

Somehow the Reicherts’s lighting of the leg lamp caught on and it has become an annual Northport tradition, though their store no longer hosts the festivities.

7. The A Christmas Story leg lamp is a hit on Halloween.

The leg lamp has become so popular, you can now purchase ready-made Halloween costumes in its likeness. In 2012, Josh Sundquist, a paralympian, motivational speaker, and author who lost his leg to cancer when he was 9 years old, won Halloween when he decided to make his own leg lamp costume. He even shaved his leg for authenticity.

8. The A Christmas Story leg lamp has been a star on the stage.

In 2012, A Christmas Story: The Musical opened on Broadway at the Lunt-Fontanne Theater. The leg lamp was celebrated with a kick line—only the Broadway chorus kicked up not only their own legs, but also fishnet-clad leg lamps.

The year before, at the Falcon Theatre in Burbank, California, the Troubadour Theater Company performed A Christmas Westside Story, a mashup of A Christmas Story and the epic tale of the Sharks and the Jets. What song did the leg lamp get to sing? None other than “I Feel Pretty.”

9. The A Christmas Story leg lamp is a hot commodity.

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According to a post-Christmas press release that highlighted Amazon’s seasonal sales in 2012, the online retail giant boasted: “If you stacked every Christmas Story Leg Lamp purchased by Amazon customers this holiday season, the height would reach the top of Mt. Everest.”

10. The A Christmas Story leg lamp gave rise to a hilarious catchphrase.

“Fra-gee-lay. It must be Italian!” has graced everything from baby onesies to novelty shirts to kitschy home decor.