The concept might not be enough to warrant immediately rewriting the Christmas carol songbook—"He's reading his notes, checking them twice / Gonna find out if he needs to study all night / Santa Claus is coming to class"—but aspiring Kris Kringles and Mrs. Clauses alike can enroll in one- or two-day workshops with the International University of Santa Claus for a crash course on all things related to playing jolly old Saint Nick.
Helmed by Tim Connaghan—who has suited up in the big guy's red suit for the past 45 years and is an inductee in the International Santa Hall of Fame—more than 2500 Santa wannabes have earned their diplomas. But what prerequisites does Santa Claus need to graduate? Here's a snapshot of 11 workshops covered in the IUSC's official textbook, "Behind the Red Suit—The Business of Santa."
1. The History of Santa Claus
Grounding future Santa Clauses in the figure's historical roots, the seminar covers the evolution of Saint Nicholas, boasting that the segment spans "17 centuries in 45 minutes!"
2. The Basics of Being Santa or Mrs. Claus
Including how to make a visit from Santa memorable, learning how to make a proper arrival, and probably the most vital tool in any good Santa's arsenal, "Your Ho-Ho-Ho's."
3. Posing Techniques
Just because the International University of Santa Claus insists that "Today's Santa needs to do more than just say 'Cheese!'" The workshop features a more participatory approach, as student Santas are asked to showcase their own posing techniques to spur discussion and criticism from classmates.
4. The Entertaining Santa
Fielding gift requests from children isn't the only talent a wannabe Santa needs to have. This course covers how to make Santa Claus a more multifaceted performer, particularly by adding "storytelling, singing, magic, and balloon art" to his repertoire.
5. Enhancing Your Image as Santa
Covering the quintessentially important basics of "styling your beard or mustache," the seminar also instructs (with demonstrations, the schedule affirms) future Kris Kringles how to stroll the Santa Claus way—"Acting like royalty!"
6. Talking With Children
Besides giving a resolution to the age-old quandary of how Saint Nick knows all, Santas-in-training are equipped to deal with pre-teens and teenagers, armed with the knowledge of the hottest kids toys on toy store shelves, and grapple with the burning question of whether to greet visitors with "Merry Christmas" or "Happy Holidays."
7. Mrs. Claus
For Mrs. Clauses looking to entertain around the holiday season independently of a hubby, the IUSC includes a workshop on "marketing the solo Mrs. Claus," with tricks for "storytelling, cookie decorating, face painting, and arts & crafts," sans (or collaborating with) Santa.
8. There is More Than Just Sitting in a Mall
A lot more, according to the class description offered by the IUSC's workshop schedule: For "Santa 24/7/365," (as noted in the workshop guide) there are parade opportunities, conventions, company parties, tree lightings, and charity events, oh my.
9. Working in a Photo Set
Much of the class includes safety precautions of working a photo session, fielding media questions, and teaming up with helpers, but it almost goes without saying that the highlight here is "The do's and don'ts of sitting in the chair."
10. The Year-Round Santa
When Santa's out of work after the two months of Christmas' commercial viability, the workshop spotlights some possible promotions for a summertime Santa Claus, from "modeling" to "advertising and commercial work." Who says Santa needs to go out of season?
11. Get a Head Start For the Holidays
The course description speaks for itself, making the course sound just as applicable for non-Santas as it is for students set to earn their International University of Santa Claus diplomas: "Planning and scheduling your time so you can also enjoy your work, have time for family and reduce stress."