Need a Smart Comeback? This Literary Insult Chart Will Help

This literary insult chart will arm you with some eloquent comebacks during your next argument.
This literary insult chart will arm you with some eloquent comebacks during your next argument.
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If you’ve ever struggled to produce a comeback in the middle of a heated argument, this chart ($25 on Amazon) of literary insults is for you. With a glance at this 18-inch-by-24-inch poster, you can find one of more than 70 quotes from famous literary figures to throw at your enemies.

The chart is organized into different categories based on insult type. Want to insult someone’s cooking? Try a quote from novelist Margaret Storm Jameson—"She did not so much cook as assassinate food." Want something straightforward? Try a line from Shakespeare, who wrote, "I think thou art an ass." And if you really want to dig into someone, you can use poet Heinrich Heine's famed takedown, "Ordinarily he was insane, but he had lucid moments when he was merely stupid."

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If you’re looking for even more ways to avoid a dreaded case of l’esprit de l’escalier, check out this list of 12 old-fashioned insults we should totally bring back.

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8 of Amazon's Bestselling Home Office Desks

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If you've been working from home for the past six months (or longer), you're overdue for a high-quality office desk. And not just any old one, but a desk designed specifically for comfort and purpose, so you can organize everything you need for your 9-to-5 without having to worry about losing track of that important folder or planner.

The problem, though, is that there are so many options out there to choose from. That’s why we've stepped in to make the process a bit easier for you by compiling a list of the bestselling home office desks from Amazon. Check them out below.

1. Furinno Simplistic A-Frame Computer Desk; $237

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This Furinno A-Frame desk is Amazon’s top home office desk at the moment. Though it may seem simple, sometimes that's all you need to make your space more efficient. The small desk hutch on top creates little cubbies for you to store papers, notebooks, or tools you may need throughout the day. There's even a bench on the bottom for you to put your feet up during the last few hours of the workday.

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For those looking for a sleek, modern desk that doesn't skimp on function, go for the CubiCubi. The metal frame, combined with the black wood surface, gives this table a sturdy, reliable feel. There's also a built-in side pocket to store all your papers out of eyesight but within arm’s reach. And according to the company, the whole thing should only take 10 minutes to assemble.

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This 31-inch desk from Coleshome is the perfect option for a small home office. Complete with adjustable leg pads for added stability, this desk can fit in any nook and is designed with simplicity in mind.

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This unique L-shaped desk is perfect for anyone looking to fit their workstation into the corner of a room. Measuring at 50.8 inches on both sides, you’ll get the most out of your surface by adding multiple monitors, a printer, and books all around.

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If you want to make your office feel more like a study, then you’ll need somewhere to store all your tomes. This Furinno desk can help you make space to work and house all your favorite books nearby to grab whenever you need them. The multilevel shelves help make this desk feel more modern, while also creating plenty of storage space.

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6. JOISCOPE 40-inch Computer Desk; $110

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This desk comes packed with plenty of storage space for your things while also providing a large, sleek worktop for you to spread out all day long. The oak finish on top also adds a bit of sophistication to your workday, even if you spend your lunch break perusing the latest cat memes.

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