Need a Smart Comeback? This Literary Insult Chart Will Help

This literary insult chart will arm you with some eloquent comebacks during your next argument.
This literary insult chart will arm you with some eloquent comebacks during your next argument.
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If you’ve ever struggled to produce a comeback in the middle of a heated argument, this chart ($25 on Amazon) of literary insults is for you. With a glance at this 18-inch-by-24-inch poster, you can find one of more than 70 quotes from famous literary figures to throw at your enemies.

The chart is organized into different categories based on insult type. Want to insult someone’s cooking? Try a quote from novelist Margaret Storm Jameson—"She did not so much cook as assassinate food." Want something straightforward? Try a line from Shakespeare, who wrote, "I think thou art an ass." And if you really want to dig into someone, you can use poet Heinrich Heine's famed takedown, "Ordinarily he was insane, but he had lucid moments when he was merely stupid."

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The chart is divided into categories like bodily qualities, food, personal traits, and more.
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If you’re looking for even more ways to avoid a dreaded case of l’esprit de l’escalier, check out this list of 12 old-fashioned insults we should totally bring back.

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This Smart Accessory Converts Your Instant Pot Into an Air Fryer

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If you can make a recipe in a slow cooker, Dutch oven, or rice cooker, you can likely adapt it for an Instant Pot. Now, this all-in-one cooker can be converted into an air fryer with one handy accessory.

This Instant Pot air fryer lid—currently available on Amazon for $80—adds six new cooking functions to your 6-quart Instant Pot. You can select the air fry setting to get food hot and crispy fast, using as little as 2 tablespoons of oil. Other options include roast, bake, broil, dehydrate, and reheat.

Many dishes you would prepare in the oven or on the stovetop can be made in your Instant Pot when you switch out the lids. Chicken wings, French fries, and onion rings are just a few of the possibilities mentioned in the product description. And if you're used to frying being a hot, arduous process, this lid works without consuming a ton of energy or heating up your kitchen.

The lid comes with a multi-level air fry basket, a broiling and dehydrating tray, and a protective pad and storage cover. Check it out on Amazon.

For more clever ways to use your Instant Pot, take a look at these recipes.

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15 Products to Help You Stay Fit at Home

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Staying healthy doesn’t have to mean spending $50 or more a month on a pricey gym membership or paying a small fortune on free weights and squat racks that will only collect dust in your garage. There are plenty of ways to get in better shape at home with the help of some simple resistance bands, a streaming yoga class subscription, or a wearable fitness tracker that keeps you accountable for your progress. Check out some of the best options below.

1. Waterproof Fitness Tracker; $23

Fitness tracker.
Elite Fitness Products

This heart rate and blood pressure tracker monitors your steps, calories, and sleep cycles from your wrist, so you’ll never forget to keep up with your progress. Unlike some comparable devices, this one is waterproof, allowing you to track your stats during the messiest, muddiest activities.

Buy it: $23 (80 percent off)

2. Posture four-Piece Mini Gym and Strength Training Kit; $45

Posture elastic workout bands.
Swedish Posture

Posture’s set of resistance bands, telescope bar, and door hook can turn just a few square feet of your home into a mini-gym. The three pieces of equipment can be easily adjusted for leg, arm, and shoulder exercises, meaning the only real limit here is your own creativity.

Buy it: $45 (41 percent off)

3. Lifetime Subscription to Live Streaming Fitness; $79

A man streaming a workout on a laptop.
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You can keep your body and mind engaged with a lifetime subscription to streamed fitness content, available anytime you're ready for a workout. You won’t be limited to a particular style, with offerings like yoga, cardio, strength training, and more. You’ll also be supported with cooking shows and recipe inspirations to round out your healthy lifestyle. All you need is the internet, and maybe a glass of water.

Buy it: $79 (84 percent off)

4. Fitterclub Personal Training; $14 (One-Year Membership)

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Personalized fitness from home is possible, even without a trainer hovering over you at the gym. Fitterclub offers personalized workout and nutrition programs based on your unique answers to their questionnaire. They’ll take it from there and set up 30-minute workout plans five days a week, which you can access online anywhere, anytime. With the current price drop, you’ll spend less money on working out in one year than you do on one box of protein bars.

Buy it: $14

5. Iron Chest Master Fitness System; $97

At-home fitness equipment.
Ron Williams Fitness

This exercise system works with the muscle and joint structure of your body to increase strength while you build chest, shoulders, triceps, upper back, and ab muscles. The equipment is simple to use, but it definitely won’t be easy on you.

Buy it: $97 (19 percent off)

6. Vortix Melo Massager; $100

Vortix massager.
Vortix

Stretching, resting, and even massaging muscles are all part of an effective workout. Get quick relief from muscle fatigue, soreness, spasms, and stiffness with this massage gun. It’s designed to be quiet on even the highest setting, and its goal is to increase blood flow and shorten muscle recovery time with vibration frequency and amplitude, making it the perfect home workout recovery companion.

Buy it: $100 (33 percent off)

7. YogaDownload Unlimited; $29 (One-Year Subscription)

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This one-year at-home yoga subscription gives you access to over 1500 online classes, with new classes added each week. You can jump in as a beginner or experienced yogi from any device with internet.

Buy it: $29 (75 percent off)

8. iBodyFit Premium Diet and Workout Plan; $50 (Lifetime Subscription)

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If targeted, short-term plans fuel you, iBodyFit’s set of 400 online workouts and 40 diet plans might be a good fit. Pick a four-week fat burner, eight-week muscle tone, or 12-week beach body plan with ancillary diet goals and grocery lists for every choice. With lifetime access from anywhere, and support and feedback from iBodyFit’s trainers, you’ll always be equipped with a focused workout and goal.

Buy it: $50 (89 percent off)

9. Vitalis ITO Body Fat Scale; $29

Vitalis scale.
Tenergy Life

You’ve heard that the scale is just a number and not to rely on it because the body is more complex than simple weight. This smart scale tracks BMI, body fat, bone and muscle mass, and even hydration to actually give you a full picture of health when you step onto it. The scale pairs with a free app to evaluate you as a gym trainer would.

Buy it: $29 (17 percent off)

10. Bandu Chair Workout System; $14

Home workout bands.
Viatek

If equipment is your barrier to entry for a home workout plan, you’ll be happy to hear that all you need is a chair with this Bandu set. You’ll get 50 different workouts with this set, and the best part is, you can see results with just eight minutes of use per day. With the lightweight equipment, easy set-up, and short time needed to see results, you can work out in a hotel room, at home, and even in your office—literally anywhere there’s a chair.

Buy it: $14 (56 percent off)

11. BandBoard Portable Home Workout Gym System; $130

Bandboard home workout equipment.
Bandboard

Imagine this: four small materials that can produce over 300 exercises. This all-in-one portable gym system does just that with a few resistance bands that only require around 15 minutes for a solid workout.

Buy it: $130

12. Push-Up Machine: Home Exercise Equipment; $90

The Push Up Machine.
The Push Up Machine

If you’ve attempted a home workout, you’ve likely done an exercise incorrectly and suffered an awkward injury that leaves you scared to even try again. This system is built to put your body in the correct push-up position to properly work out your shoulders, chest, and core. And when you're done, it can easily slide under a bed until you're ready for your next workout.

Buy it: $90 (30 percent off)

13. Power Plate Roller; $100

Power Plate home workout equipment.
Power Plate

This portable vibrating massager takes foam rolling to the next level. It’s designed to relax and rejuvenate tight and sore muscles for a better range of motion and muscle recovery.

Buy it: $100

14. Non-Slip Yoga and Pilates Towel and Bag; $23

Yoga mat on sale.
It's All Good

Have you ever thought about how disgusting your yoga mat might be? This non-slip towel can be set on top of your mat during a workout and then tossed in the wash after for an always-clean mat to have you feeling good to your toned and clean-freak core.

Buy it: $23 (69 percent off)

15. Metalika Smart Watch with Health & Activity Tracker; $45

Blue fitness tracker
Electronic Avenue

In addition to playing music and sending you fitness tracking updates on demand, this wearable will also notify you whenever you get notifications from your non-fitness life, including social media updates and weather forecasts. Keep track of cumulative steps, sleep, blood pressure, and even oxygen levels, all from your wrist.

Buy it: $45 (73 percent off)

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