Need a Smart Comeback? This Literary Insult Chart Will Help

This literary insult chart will arm you with some eloquent comebacks during your next argument.
This literary insult chart will arm you with some eloquent comebacks during your next argument.
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If you’ve ever struggled to produce a comeback in the middle of a heated argument, this chart ($25 on Amazon) of literary insults is for you. With a glance at this 18-inch-by-24-inch poster, you can find one of more than 70 quotes from famous literary figures to throw at your enemies.

The chart is organized into different categories based on insult type. Want to insult someone’s cooking? Try a quote from novelist Margaret Storm Jameson—"She did not so much cook as assassinate food." Want something straightforward? Try a line from Shakespeare, who wrote, "I think thou art an ass." And if you really want to dig into someone, you can use poet Heinrich Heine's famed takedown, "Ordinarily he was insane, but he had lucid moments when he was merely stupid."

The chart is divided into categories like bodily qualities, food, personal traits, and more.Curious Charts Commission/Amazon

If you’re looking for even more ways to avoid a dreaded case of l’esprit de l’escalier, check out this list of 12 old-fashioned insults we should totally bring back.

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Take Advantage of Amazon's Early Black Friday Deals on Tech, Kitchen Appliances, and More

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Even though Black Friday is still a few days away, Amazon is offering early deals on kitchen appliances, tech, video games, and plenty more. We will keep updating this page as sales come in, but for now, here are the best Amazon Black Friday sales to check out.

Kitchen

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- Instant Pot Duo Plus 9-in-115 Quart Electric Pressure Cooker; $90 (save $40) 

- Le Creuset Enameled Cast Iron Signature Sauteuse 3.5 Quarts; $180 (save $120)

- KitchenAid KSMSFTA Sifter with Scale Attachment; $95 (save $75) 

- Keurig K-Mini Coffee Maker; $60 (save $20)

- Cuisinart Bread Maker; $88 (save $97)

Home Appliances

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- iRobot Roomba 675 Robot Vacuum with Wi-Fi Connectivity; $179 (save $101)

- Fairywill Electric Toothbrush with Four Brush Heads; $19 (save $9)

- ASAKUKI 500ml Premium Essential Oil Diffuser; $22 (save $4)

- Facebook Portal Smart Video Calling 10 inch Touch Screen Display with Alexa; $129 (save $50)

- Bissell air320 Smart Air Purifier with HEPA and Carbon Filters; $280 (save $50)

Video games

Nintendo

- Legend of Zelda Link's Awakening for Nintendo Switch; $40 (save $20)

- Marvel's Spider-Man: Game of The Year Edition for PlayStation 4; $20 (save $20)

- Marvel's Avengers; $27 (save $33)

- Minecraft Dungeons Hero Edition for Nintendo Switch; $20 (save $10)

- The Last of Us Part II for PlayStation 4; $30 (save $30)

- LEGO Harry Potter: Collection; $15 (save $15)

- Ghost of Tsushima; $40 (save $20)

Computers and tablets

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- Apple MacBook Air 13 inches with 256 GB; $899 (save $100)

- New Apple MacBook Pro 16 inches with 512 GB; $2149 (save $250) 

- Samsung Chromebook 4 Chrome OS 11.6 inches with 32 GB; $210 (save $20) 

- Microsoft Surface Laptop 3 with 13.5 inch Touch-Screen; $1200 (save $400)

- Lenovo ThinkPad T490 Laptop; $889 (save $111)

- Amazon Fire HD 10 Tablet (64GB); $120 (save $70)

Tech, gadgets, and TVs

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- Apple Watch Series 3 with GPS; $179 (save $20) 

- SAMSUNG 75-inch Class Crystal 4K Smart TV; $998 (save $200)

- Apple AirPods Pro; $199 (save $50)

- Nixplay 2K Smart Digital Picture Frame 9.7 Inch Silver; $238 (save $92)

- All-New Amazon Echo Dot with Clock and Alexa(4th Gen); $39 (save $21)

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Get Early Access to Black Friday Savings On Rosetta Stone

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For anyone looking to learn a new language, you can grab The Social Distancing Lifetime Subscription Bundle, which features the award-winning Rosetta Stone program, for just $170 by using the code GETSOCIAL10. This adds up to a 77-percent discount from its original price.

The bundle includes a lifetime subscription to Rosetta Stone, the 12-Minute Premium Micro Book Library, and KeepSolid VPN. Each tool is perfect for solo learning with the safety to access the apps anywhere.

Anywhere is great because you’ll want to be traveling everywhere after you start learning any of the 24 languages offered in the Rosetta Stone lifetime subscription. And while travel may have to wait during social distancing efforts, you’ll get a taste of a new culture while you immerse yourself in the local languages. After all, The Wall Street Journal called Rosetta Stone, “the next best thing to living in a country.”

When you are ready to travel, you’ll be grateful to yourself for securing a KeepSolid VPN subscription that can protect your data on any public Wi-Fi, lift any speed or bandwidth limits, and access over 300 servers in 80 countries with military-grade encryption. It comes with tons of other features that helped it secure its Top VPN ranking with PC Mag.

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