But is the optimistic, pun-loving soccer coach really the perfect costume for a dog who refuses to play fetch, prefers strollers to strolling, and would roll their eyes at all your corny jokes if dogs understood corny jokes?
Maybe not. If choosing a costume that matches your pet is a priority for you this Halloween, Pumpkin Pet Insurance has a quiz that can help. It starts out easy: Are you dressing a cat or dog? Then, you’ll progress through a series of questions that paint a full picture of your beloved four-legged companion’s personality, so to speak. Which celebrity would your cat most identify with: LeBron James, Taylor Swift, or Gordon Ramsay (among other options)? Is your puppy’s general vibe more silly and outgoing, or chill and indulgent? Does your cat’s idea of a good time entail taking a bath or jet-setting? (Sitting in your suitcase counts as jet-setting.)
After you’ve answered all the questions, Pumpkin Pet Insurance will reveal the ideal get-up for your pet. If you’ve got a regal feline on your hands with all the poise and authority of a queen, that get-up might be Queen Elizabeth II, as seen in Netflix’s The Crown. If your pampered pooch has a flair for style and design, maybe you should deck them out head to toe in black—just like Kim Kardashian’s most recent Met Gala ensemble (minus the face mask).