A bloody take on the Conan legend was announced in 2005—and then all but vanished.

MOVIES
You know Ralphie Parker’s plight by heart, but can you spot the many flubs in Bob Clark’s ‘A Christmas Story’?
How many states opted for 'Elf' over 'A Christmas Story'? Did 'National Lampoon's Christmas Vacation' get the shaft? Discover the topography of holiday movies here.
These deleted scenes shed more light on Harry's motivations, Kevin's siblings' feelings, and more.
From addictive trivia games to portable projectors, here are 18 brilliant gifts for movie lovers who know their stuff.
The original “Have Yourself a Merry Little Christmas” implied that you’d never have a merry Christmas again.
Willy Wonka is undoubtedly an eccentric man. But could he and his band of Oompa-Loompas be hiding a homicidal secret?
In 1989, the HBO anthology series 'Tales From the Crypt' resurrected a killer idea: a homicidal Kris Kringle.
From creepy, kooky family hits to indie success stories, Netflix has an impressive selection of comedies.
In the 1960s, one in 35 movies featured someone getting sucked into quicksand.
The top-notch creative team for the Paddington musical includes McFly's Tom Fletcher and 'Nell Gwynn' playwright Jessica Swale.
Timothée Chalamet contains multitudes, from his rapper alter-ego to an obsession with 'The Office.'
The bootleg chocolate bars are prompting health and safety concerns.
From 'King Kong' to 'Titanic,' these famous movie quotes often get muddled in the retelling.
Subscribers to the Amazon Prime Video have access to some of the best horror movies. Here’s what to watch when you’re in the mood for something spooky.
The clay empire behind Wallace and Gromit will be making stop-motion magic for years to come.
It's hard to nail the second movie in a series—here are 25 successes.
Alex Garland‘s directorial debut contains what might be the most dense, obscure in-joke in cinema history.
Audiences thought the actor reprised his role as George McFly in the ‘Back to the Future’ sequels. But Glover had never stepped foot on set.