The letter P is used as an abbreviation of post, pulse, page, pence and (in some countries at least) peso; the chemical symbol for phosphorus, a symbol representing pressure, poise, power, and momentum in different branches of science; a particular branch of the Celtic languages in a linguistics, an indication to play softly in a piece of classical music, a function in statistical mathematics, and a designation of the clarity of a video or television screen (in which case—as in the p of 1080p—it stands for “progressive scan”). Despite all of these uses, however, P is on average one of the least-used letters of the alphabet, accounting for roughly 2 percent of any page of English text. So why not push P’s profile by partaking in a few of these perfectly passable P words?
Pabulum is a Latin word meaning “fodder” or “nourishment,” which can be used in English to refer to any foodstuff that supports or nourishes. Derived from the same root, pabulation is the proper name for the process of feeding yourself, and if something is pabular or pabulous, then it’s nourishing or wholesome.
The act of soothing or calming something, derived from the Latin word for “peace,” pax.
The Pactolus is a river in western Turkey that was renowned throughout ancient Greece and Lydia for its supposedly gold-rich waters and golden sands. Derived from that, the adjective Pactolian can be used either to describe somewhere covered in rich, golden sands, or else something notably lavish or lucrative.
An old Yorkshire dialect word for a lengthy and long-winded story that goes nowhere and might not even be true.
If something is paedonymic, then it’s named after your child.
Derived from paille, a French word for a husk or piece of grain, a paillette is a single decorative piece of reflective foil or glitter.
To palpabrize someone is to flatter them. It comes from a 16th century word, palp, meaning “to caress.”
Derived from the Greek for “useful for everything,” a panchreston is a cure-all or panacea. Likewise, a panpharmacon is a universal medicine or remedy.
When something shrinks, stretches, or bends under a heavy weight, that’s called pandation.
Pandiculation is the proper word for stretching and yawning when you wake up in the morning.
A formal name for the process of making bread.
Panomphaeus is an old Latin epithet for the Roman god Jupiter, which essentially means “the entire voice of a god.” The corresponding adjective panomphean can be used just to mean “Jupiter-like” or “jovial,” but more specifically describes either someone who appears to hear everything, or else any word that appears universally understood by speakers of different languages.
Derived from Pantagruel, the name of an insatiable giant in the title of a work by François Rabelais, if something is pantagruelian, then it’s exceptionally large or has a voracious appetite.
A pantoglot is someone who can speak all languages. We’re looking at you, C3P0.
If you’re pantomnesic, then you seem to remember everything.
A 16th-century word for belching or vomiting.
Victorian journalists’ slang for throwaway, filler material.
Pauciloquy is derived from paucus, a Latin word meaning “few”; if you’re pauciloquent, then you use very few words. Similarly, if you’re paucidentate then you don’t have many teeth.
To pedipulate something is to move or knead it with your feet.
A 17th-century adjective meaning “in deep consideration of something.”
In some contexts (like pervade or perforate) the prefix per– is used to mean “entirely,” “thoroughly,” or “all the way.” Consequently, to perfabricate something is to see its construction through to completion—while to permute something is to change it completely, and to pervigilate something is to watch it diligently.
The perfect word for January—to perhiemate is to spend the winter somewhere.
Derived from an old Scots word referring to a bird that deserts its nest, pervoo means to abandon a group of friends or to stop socializing with someone.
An old American slang word for any fretful, unsettled, irritable feeling.
That paragraph sign, ¶, that looks like a reverse P? That’s a pilcrow.
If you have this, then this probably isn’t the right place to find out—pinaciphobia (also known as katastichophobia) is the fear of lists. Other P phobias include pteronophobia (feathers), phasmophobia (ghosts), pyrophobia (fire), pediculophobia (lice and mites), and photophobia, which is used to refer to the dislike some creatures, like cockroaches, have for light. Panophobia or pantophobia, incidentally, is the fear of everything; phobophobia is the fear of fear itself.
According to one local English dialect dictionary, if a young man who’s just started a new relationship happens to bump into one of his friends while he’s out with his new girlfriend, the friend can ask for pitcherings—a small sum of money, intended to be spent on drink for himself to toast the couple’s new relationship.
As well as meaning “to turn head over heels” or “to somersault,” to pitchpole is to sell something for twice its cost.
An attempt to raise tax revenues based on the relative value of a home—and, ultimately, the prosperity of the homeowner—the Window Tax was a tax levied on homes in England from 1696 until it was finally repealed in 1851. Initially, a flat fee of 2 shillings per house was applied to all homes across England, but that rose to 4 shillings if the house had between 10 and 20 windows, and 8 shillings if there were more than 20. When these already controversial prices were increased by Prime Minister Pitt the Elder in 1784 (to offset a vast loss in national income caused by a massive reduction of the tax on tea), many homeowners drastically opted to remove the windows in their properties to dodge the fee; a Pitt’s-picture, in 18th- and 19th-century slang, is simply a bricked-up window.
Probably derived from an old Scandinavian word for a knot in a sheep’s fleece, a pizzlo is a tangled confusion or muddle.
If you’re pogonophobic, then you hate beards. The process of growing or shaving a beard is called pogonotrophy or pogonotomy, while a pogonology is a written treatise or description of a beard.
Ninteenth-century slang for gossip. Literally, it refers to a gossiping conversation had by a fireplace (i.e. where the poker is kept).
An old Scots word, variously meaning “to hunt for something” or “to pick through something looking for something else,” or else “to fidget” or “to potter about doing odd jobs.”
An old euphemistic nickname for a bribe.
As a verb, prick has been used since the Middle English period to mean “to dress in fine clothes,” or “to be showily overdressed.” Presumably derived from that, prick-me-dainty is a 16th-century word—possibly originally from Scots English—for a particularly fussy or affectedly prim and proper person.
As well as meaning “slightly drunk,” puggled can also mean “astounded” or “utterly confused.” In both cases, it’s perhaps derived via English military slang from pagal, a Hindustani word meaning “furious.”
A 17th-century word for a particularly enthusiastic clergyman or preacher.
An old Scots dialect word for a stench.
In Ancient Greek, a pysma was any question that required a detailed explanation rather than a straightforward yes/no answer. The term is still used in rhetoric today to refer to a figure of speech in which someone asks a chain of difficult questions, typically with the intention of belittling or picking holes in someone else’s idea or suggestion.
A version of this story ran in 2016; it has been updated for 2022.