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Show how much you care by giving your loved one the gift of laughter.
1. SWEAR YOUR LOVE; $9
So excited for the holiday that you can't filter your cursing? Then this uncensored card is for you (the black bar is not printed on the card).
Find it: Amazon
2. THE PERFECT MATCH; $4
Found a fiery love affair online? Send them a punny card to celebrate the sparks the two of you share.
Find it: Amazon
3. WOOF; $4
Dachshund lovers will get a kick out of this artful card from Paper Source.
Find it: Paper Source
4. PIZZA PARTY; $5
No robot is more charming than the friendly BMO from the popular cartoon Adventure Time.
Find it: Amazon
5. THEY'RE NOT FOR EVERYONE; $5
For some people, a festive treat; for others, heart-shaped chalk.
Find it: Etsy
6. PERFECT WITH A BOX OF EGGOS; $5
Valentine's Day can be a little spooky with a Stranger Things-themed card.
Find it: Amazon
7. TAKE IT SLOW; $4
Not ready to say "I love you"? A simple "I love... hanging with you" will suffice for now.
Find it: Etsy
8. MATHEMATICAL; $5
This nerdy card is a great option for your favorite math lover.
Find it: Amazon
9. I—GASP—LOVE—WHEEZE—YOU; $4
Couple this card with a pocket protector and it's the perfect gift.
Find it: Etsy
10. NETFLIX OR HULU?; $4
After the 20th episode of 30 Rock, it might really seem like you've been on the couch forever.
Find it: Etsy
11. A LOVE LIKE NONE-OTTER; $5
Did you know that otters fall asleep holding hands so they don't drift apart? These affectionate little animals should be the holiday's official mascots.
Find it: Amazon
12. PASS THE CHOCOLATE; $4
Let's be honest: The best part of being in a committed relationship is not having to worry about your appearance. Celebrate the holiday with a third scoop of ice cream and this card.
Find it: Etsy
13. A LITTLE CHEESY; $6
This Valentine's Day, say it with pizza.
Find it: Urban Outfitters
14. WE'LL TAKE A BAKER'S DOZEN; $7
Show your significant other that you love them (almost) as much as bagels.
Find it: Paper Source
15. SPELLBINDING OPTIONS; $17
Have a lot of Valentines this year? This set of 28 magical cards are perfect for handing out to classmates, co-workers, or even people on the street.
Find it: Paper Source
16. GIVE THIS ONE TO YOUR ANGELA; $5
When you're lacking the right words, let Dwight say them for you.
Find it: Amazon
17. LET'S MEAT UP; $4
Most people don't associate meatloaf with love, but who doesn't enjoy a cute, anthropomorphized hunk of meat?
Find it: Paper Source
18. PUT A PIN IN IT; $14
Don't feel like a card is enough? This special pink card comes with a tiny enamel pin shaped like a bottle of rosé.
Find it: Urban Outfitters
19. I LLOVE YOU; $4
When a single "L" isn't enough to convey your feelings.
Find it: Paper Source
20. I LOVE BREW; $5
This card will go great with a hot cup of coffee.
Find it: Amazon