The animal kingdom features a wide variety of penises that vary in shape, size, and function. Here are some of the most unusual of them.

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Calling all Latin teachers and classics scholars: this is the “Smells Like Teen Spirit” cover of your dreams.
For employees at Disneyland Paris’s Phantom Manor in 2016, the attraction’s harmless spookiness turned genuinely macabre.
Testing some cicada recipes is the best way to get back at Brood X cicadas for all that incessant shrieking.
Testing some cicada recipes is the best way to get back at Brood X cicadas for all that incessant shrieking.
“A delicately rich and creamy Stilton,” the label read. What it should’ve said was: “Carl Stewart is going to prison.”
A “large painting of Kate Middleton and a small painting of the Grim Reaper.” What more do you need to know?
When the Nirvana frontman got his hair cut by a friend in 1989, she didn’t throw all the hair scraps away.
The 1958 horror film 'The Blob' features a malevolent muck terrorizing a town. It turns out there's a history of unidentified space goo causing confusion.
By donating $100, you can rule Hell for a day as the unincorporated Michigan community's honorary mayor.
If your bone china dinnerware is what it claims to be, it probably contains more than a little powdered cow.
The cheerful garden creatures are in short supply thanks to production issues and shipping constraints, leaving many a UK garden gnomeless.
When animal welfare officers arrived on the scene, they identified the mysterious "tree beast" terrorizing Kraków citizens as a rogue croissant.
Designer and researcher Marc Teyssier has built an unsettling human eye webcam that's impossible to ignore.
From alien encounters in England to elk abductions in Washington State, here are 11 eerie unexplained events.
The old Gilchrist County Jail in Florida is notorious for its alleged ghost sightings, and it just hit the market for $140,000.
Vin Mariani, a 19th-century wine, contained a potent jolt of coca leaves—which prompted Pope Leo XIII to sing its praises.
Colma, California, is home to 17 cemeteries housing roughly 1.5 million bodies. Thanks to San Francisco's ban on burials, that number keeps growing.
From clothing made from milk to selfie toasters, these are the products that had us doing a double take.
When you hear people say the Coke tastes better at McDonald's, this probably isn't what they had in mind.
Long before it became a Joshua Tree glamping dream, this UFO-shaped 'Futuro House' lived at the first Playboy Club Hotel.
Don Draper, Holly Golightly, and some other iconic New Yorkers helped maintain social distance at a New York steak house.