Milhouse: The Quiz

Let's see how much you know about one of the most comically tormented characters in television history.

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What is Milhouse's middle name?
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When Kirk Van Houten visits his son's class on Career Day, what is his stated occupation?
Regional Spokesman for the Brotherhood of Divorced Dads
Assistant to the Guy Who Puts Fliers Under People's Windshield Wipers
Stay-at-Home Bartender
3 of 12
In the season 11 episode "Bart to the Future," what office does Milhouse hold in Lisa's presidential administration?
Vice President
Defense Minister
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When Milhouse tires of playing Fallout Boy in the Radioactive Man film, he hides in the treehouse to escape his responsibilities. Which former childhood actor appears out of nowhere and attempts to cheer him up?
Ron Howard
Danny Bonaduce
Emmanuel Lewis
Mickey Rooney
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What drug does Milhouse reveal that he takes to help him deal with the troubling memories of his childhood?
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In the episode styled after Lord of the Flies, what is Milhouse put on trial for after the children are stranded on the island?
Accidentally putting out the only fire
Knocking over the only hut
Stealing the conch shell
Eating all the food
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What job is Milhouse performing at the factory Bart (briefly) owned when it collapses?
Security guard
Safety inspector
8 of 12
When Bart and Milhouse run the comic book shop after Comic Book Guy suffers a heart attack, which (unwise) comic book investment does Milhouse blow their budget on?
Fallout Boy
American Gladiators: The Comic
9 of 12
When Bart's offensive "comedic stylings" force the IOC to relocate the Olympics away from Springfield, Principal Skinner orders the entire class to perform "volunteer" community service as penance. Which of the following jobs is assigned to Milhouse?
Organizing midnight basketball games between gang members
Cleaning medical waste off the beach
Working at the retirement castle
Removing radioactive waste from the nuclear power plant
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How does Milhouse describe the way it feels to ride Lisa's bike?
"Better than you'd think."
"About right."
"Just the way I like it."
"Disturbingly comfortable."
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Milhouse's name is an ode to which 20th-century U.S. President?
Woodrow Wilson
Calvin Coolidge
Richard Nixon
Gerald Ford
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When Milhouse unexpectedly encounters another Milhouse (from Shelbyville) in the lemon tree episode, how does he describe the joy of meeting someone who shares his formerly unique name-pain?
"A rose by any other name would smell as sweet."
"Of all the towns in all the world, I had to walk into yours."
"Before I was but a picture of Milhouse...a face without a heart."
"So this is what it feels like when doves cry."