Jack Donaghy: The Quiz

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What does Jack "figure out" the first time he meets someone?

Their socio-economic status

Whether or not they're a Princeton alumnus

Their weight

How he's going to fight them

ANSWER: "The first time I meet someone I figure out how I'm going to fight them." "The first time I meet someone I figure out how I'm going to fight them."

2 of 15

Jack reveals that NBC invented a number of fake Olympic sports so the United States could win more metals. Which one of these was NOT one of the fictional sports Jack talks about?

Tetherball

Synchronized running

Handball

Octuples tennis

ANSWER: Handball is an actual Olympic event. Handball is an actual Olympic event.

3 of 15

In the episode where Jack fights with his family, what are his "fist names"?

St. Patrick and St. Michael

Bono and Sandra Day O'Connor

Yates and Beckett

Tip O'Neill and Bobby Sands

4 of 15

When Jack negotiates with Conan O'Brien about letting Tracy on his show, he tells Conan that they could do it the easy way, or the hard way. What is the hard way?

Dick Cheney becomes Conan's co-host when the Bush administration leaves office.

Conan does a live Christmas Eve special from Kabul every year until the war on terror is won.

Jack will force Conan to star with Jenna in The Rural Juror sequel.

Jack will tell NBC Universal to run episodes of Jay Leno's show back-to-back to supplant Conan's air time.

5 of 15

What is the title of the book Jack wrote?

How to Un-backwards Backwards Synergy Overflow

Jack Attack: The Art of Aggression in Business

Buying the Future--Dow 150,000

Riding Business Like A Glistening Horse

ANSWER: Liz's boyfriend Floyd considers Jack a legend in the business world, and has read the book a number of times. Floyd also believes the Foo Fighters song "Best of You" was written about Jack's managerial skills. Liz's boyfriend Floyd considers Jack a legend in the business world, and has read the book a number of times. Floyd also believes the Foo Fighters song "Best of You" was written about Jack's managerial skills.

6 of 15

Where does Jack go when he's horny?

The New York Stock Exchange

Christie's Auction House

Tiffany's

Sbarro

ANSWER: Jack goes to Sbarro when he's angry, the New York Stock Exchange when he's horny, and Christie's Auction House when he's depressed. There is no mention of Jack going to Tiffany's. Jack goes to Sbarro when he's angry, the New York Stock Exchange when he's horny, and Christie's Auction House when he's depressed. There is no mention of Jack going to Tiffany's.

7 of 15

When he was younger, Jack was a star hockey player and a gifted...?

Pianist

Oboist

Saxophonist

Flautist

ANSWER: Jack is haunted by the memory of his mother forcing him to play the National Anthem on the flute in front of his fellow hockey teammates. Jack is haunted by the memory of his mother forcing him to play the National Anthem on the flute in front of his fellow hockey teammates.

8 of 15

What woman is Jack having relationship trouble with when Dennis Duffy steps in with some useful advice for him?

Ann Coulter

Condoleezza Rice

Maureen Dowd

Barbara Streisand

ANSWER: Dennis tells Jack to do to Condi what he does to his cousin's dog. "Sometimes, he doesn't want to lick my feet. So, I hide my feet from him for a couple of days--and when he sees them again, he goes nuts." In the example, the dog represents Condi, and the feet are Jack. Dennis tells Jack to do to Condi what he does to his cousin's dog. "Sometimes, he doesn't want to lick my feet. So, I hide my feet from him for a couple of days--and when he sees them again, he goes nuts." In the example, the dog represents Condi, and the feet are Jack.

9 of 15

When Jack sits in as one of the writers of TGS as part of GE's "Six Sigma Executive Training Course," what cartoon does he suggest the writers recreate to get some laughs from the audience?

Dilbert

Ziggy

Peanuts

Haggar

ANSWER: Jack's comedy research leads him to Dilbert. "I was wondering if we could do that," Jack asks. "Do what," Liz wonders. "Dilbert," Jack deadpans. Jack also suggests the writers start with a catch phrase and work backwords. Frank heeds his advice, and writes a draft around the catch phrase "Beep, beep- ribby, ribby." Jack's comedy research leads him to Dilbert. "I was wondering if we could do that," Jack asks. "Do what," Liz wonders. "Dilbert," Jack deadpans. Jack also suggests the writers start with a catch phrase and work backwords. Frank heeds his advice, and writes a draft around the catch phrase "Beep, beep- ribby, ribby."

10 of 15

How old was Jack when his mother Colleen tried to send him to Vietnam to "make a man out of him"?

6

10

12

15

ANSWER: Jack discloses this information to Kenneth when he's ranting about the contentious relationship he has with his mother. Jack discloses this information to Kenneth when he's ranting about the contentious relationship he has with his mother.

11 of 15

What does Jack need to hold in order to feel comfortable on camera when he has trouble preparing to play a brief role in a TGS With Tracy Jordan skit?

$100 bills

Coffee mugs

Stress balls

The Wall Street Journal

ANSWER: Jack is a terrible actor... as is revealed by the outtakes reel for a product placement instructional video Jack made for GE. He is noticeably uncomfortable on camera, and is unclear about what to do with his hands, so he asks for two coffee mugs to hold. Jack is a terrible actor... as is revealed by the outtakes reel for a product placement instructional video Jack made for GE. He is noticeably uncomfortable on camera, and is unclear about what to do with his hands, so he asks for two coffee mugs to hold.

12 of 15

Jack also develops the concept of the "Three Bs" at Liz's reunion. What are the "Three Bs"?

Beers, boats and buds

Bourbon, buck-hunting and bingo

Business synergy, brand revitalization and bolstered profit margins

Brilliance, banking and business sense

ANSWER: Jack was disillusioned about Don Geiss' decision to stay on as GE CEO, and admired the simple, rustic lives of Liz's high school classmates. He was so impressed by their happy existence that he began to plot ways to become a part of it: "Lemon, would you buy my mulch?" Jack was disillusioned about Don Geiss' decision to stay on as GE CEO, and admired the simple, rustic lives of Liz's high school classmates. He was so impressed by their happy existence that he began to plot ways to become a part of it: "Lemon, would you buy my mulch?"

13 of 15

When Jack assumes the persona of Larry Braverman at Liz's high school reunion, what two things does he claim to use in order to "cope" with his problems?

Money and power

Republican ethics and Bush-like compassion

Sex and awesomeness

Corporate influence and prophecy

ANSWER: Upon first hearing of Liz's reunion, Jack immediately laments the fact that there hasn't been a Princeton reunion that he could attend, so he could "wipe that smug smile off Michelle Obama's face." Upon first hearing of Liz's reunion, Jack immediately laments the fact that there hasn't been a Princeton reunion that he could attend, so he could "wipe that smug smile off Michelle Obama's face."

14 of 15

What phrase does Jack use in reference to a person's hair?

"Your essence"

"Your head suit"

"Your power source"

"Your manhood"

ANSWER: Jack informs Liz that "your hair is your head suit." Jack informs Liz that "your hair is your head suit."

15 of 15

When Jack leaves GE after losing the CEO position he coveted, where does he end up working?

The Department of Homeland Security

The Securities and Exchange Commission

The NSA