The Office Quiz (UK Edition)
1 of 12
Gareth gets irrationally upset when Tim puts his stapler in "the jelly." Why doesn't Gareth like jelly?
He's allergic
He doesn't trust the way it moves
Dessert isn't allowed in the Territorial Army
ANSWER: "I don't like jelly...don't trust the way it moves." Tim eventually throws the stapler out the window because Gareth won't allow him to use it. "I don't like jelly...don't trust the way it moves." Tim eventually throws the stapler out the window because Gareth won't allow him to use it.
2 of 12
When Tim resigns his sales position and expresses interest in returning to university to study psychology, an incredulous Gareth asks Tim to tell him what he's thinking in order to prove he can be a psychologist. What is Gareth thinking?
How to find the best coverage spot to assassinate someone in the office
All he needs to survive on a deserted island is a knife
Will there ever be a boy born who can swim faster than a shark
3 of 12
What happened at the previous year's Quiz Night that makes Gareth nervous about being quizmaster again?
He included too many questions about war
He tips his answers
There was a dispute about Spock
ANSWER: Gareth asked a question about which Star Trek character was Vulcan. The correct answer, obviously, is Spock. Brent disputed the claim because Spock is actually half-human, and half-Vulcan. He went home to get a book proving his point. Gareth's defense of why Spock can't be half-human: "Look at his ears." Gareth asked a question about which Star Trek character was Vulcan. The correct answer, obviously, is Spock. Brent disputed the claim because Spock is actually half-human, and half-Vulcan. He went home to get a book proving his point. Gareth's defense of why Spock can't be half-human: "Look at his ears."
4 of 12
When David Brent has an opportunity to be promoted to Jennifer Taylor-Clark's position (because she's being made a partner), why does the offer fall through?
He has high blood pressure
He is caught making racist jokes in the office
He hired a secretary when he was supposed to be making redundancies
ANSWER: When confronted by Malcolm in the final episode, Brent claims that he deliberately faked high blood pressure to fail a physical because he didn't want to break up his "family." When confronted by Malcolm in the final episode, Brent claims that he deliberately faked high blood pressure to fail a physical because he didn't want to break up his "family."
5 of 12
When Brent is "backed into a corner" and "forced to act" because he hasn't made any redundancies, he tells Jennifer Taylor-Clark that he fired which fictional employee?
Chris Finch
Julie Anderton
Jeff Lamp
ANSWER: When Jennifer discovers the truth, she reprimands David for lying to her. Lying, Brent rationalizes, is "a form of acting." Chris Finch and Jeff Lamp are characters in the show (though Jeff Lamp is never seen, only discussed). When Jennifer discovers the truth, she reprimands David for lying to her. Lying, Brent rationalizes, is "a form of acting." Chris Finch and Jeff Lamp are characters in the show (though Jeff Lamp is never seen, only discussed).
6 of 12
What gift does Tim's mom give him for his 30th birthday?
A new raincoat
Hat FM
An inflatable penis
ANSWER: Hat FM is exactly what it sounds like -- a hat and a radio combined.
Hat FM is exactly what it sounds like -- a hat and a radio combined.


7 of 12
What sign does Gareth finally settle on to indicate that he's using the meeting room to conduct an investigation into who sent around a scandalous e-mail that included a degrading picture of David Brent?
Quiet! Invetigation in Progress
Investigation and Meeting Room
Gareth Keenan Workspace
ANSWER: Among the rejected names was "Gareth Keenan Investigates!"
Among the rejected names was "Gareth Keenan Investigates!"


8 of 12
In what "romantic and thrifty" way does Lee propose to Dawn?
Mails her an engagement ring
An ad in the newspaper
Promises a ring in 10 years
ANSWER: The ad reads: "Lee love Dawn. Marriage?" The ad reads: "Lee love Dawn. Marriage?"
9 of 12
In the Quiz Night episode, David Brent is intimidated by temp employee Ricky Howard's university-based knowledge. The two volley back and forth trivial knowledge of which famous Russian author to prove who knows more?
Aleksandr Pushkin
Leo Tolstoy
Fyodor Dostoevsky
ANSWER: While Ricky's knowledge is natural, Brent constantly has to return to his office to study up on the author. Then, he has to find new and inventive ways to reintroduce Dostoevsky into their conversation (with embarrassing/hilarious results). Brent feels inferior because Ricky previously appeared on Blockbusters. [Pictured: Brent with Chris Finch.] While Ricky's knowledge is natural, Brent constantly has to return to his office to study up on the author. Then, he has to find new and inventive ways to reintroduce Dostoevsky into their conversation (with embarrassing/hilarious results). Brent feels inferior because Ricky previously appeared on Blockbusters. [Pictured: Brent with Chris Finch.]
10 of 12
What is the name of David Brent's former band?
Equality Street
The Spaceman Answers
Foregone Conclusion
ANSWER: The juicy nugget is revealed in the classic episode where Brent turns a training seminar into a rock concert starring himself. Her performs a number of songs. None more memorable than "Free Love on the Free-Love Freeway" ("The love is free/ and the freeway's long")
The juicy nugget is revealed in the classic episode where Brent turns a training seminar into a rock concert starring himself. Her performs a number of songs. None more memorable than "Free Love on the Free-Love Freeway" ("The love is free/ and the freeway's long")
The juicy nugget is revealed in the classic episode where Brent turns a training seminar into a rock concert starring himself. Her performs a number of songs. None more memorable than "Free Love on the Free-Love Freeway" ("The love is free/ and the freeway's long")
11 of 12
In David Brent's (confusing) analogy of Wernham-Hogg as "one big organism," the warehouse workers are the hands, and the salesmen are the mouth. What part of the body does Brent consider himself?
The humor
The knees
The breath
ANSWER: Brent misguidedly uses this analogy to justify his insistence on avoiding redundancies to his immediate boss Jennifer Taylor-Clark...claiming that each employee is an essential element of the business's success. Brent misguidedly uses this analogy to justify his insistence on avoiding redundancies to his immediate boss Jennifer Taylor-Clark...claiming that each employee is an essential element of the business's success.
12 of 12
When Brent has a laugh with intern Ricky and fake fires Dawn, what was she meant to have stolen to justify her dismissal?
Post-It Notes
Paper clips
Printer ink
ANSWER: Brent's charade doesn't turn out as funny as he anticipates and the whole scene is painfully embarrassing. When Dawn starts crying, things get about as awkward as they can get.


Brent's charade doesn't turn out as funny as he anticipates and the whole scene is painfully embarrassing. When Dawn starts crying, things get about as awkward as they can get.


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