Back to School, Summer School or Fast Times at Ridgemont High?
1 of 10
"Oh, no, no. I never get physical. I just get upset. And when I get upset...HE gets physical."
Back to School
Summer School
Fast Times at Ridgemont High
ANSWER: Thornton Melon describing his consiglieri Lou's body-guarding prowess. Thornton Melon describing his consiglieri Lou's body-guarding prowess.
2 of 10
"This menstruation thing? It's a scam! Women are so lucky."
Back to School
Summer School
Fast Times at Ridgemont High
3 of 10
"What Jefferson was saying was, 'Hey! You know, we left this England place 'cause it was bogus; so if we don't get some cool rules ourselves -- pronto -- we'll just be bogus too!' Get it?"
Back to School
Summer School
Fast Times at Ridgemont High
ANSWER: More wisdom from Jeff Spicoli. More wisdom from Jeff Spicoli.
4 of 10
"And ANOTHER thing, Vonnegut! I'm gonna stop payment on the check!"
Back to School
Summer School
Fast Times at Ridgemont High
ANSWER: Thornton Melon hires Kurt Vonnegut to write his paper on Kurt Vonnegut. He stops payment after learning that he failed. Thornton Melon hires Kurt Vonnegut to write his paper on Kurt Vonnegut. He stops payment after learning that he failed.
5 of 10
"Righteous bucks!"
Back to School
Summer School
Fast Times at Ridgemont High
ANSWER: Jeff Spicoli's response to learning that people can make $25 for offering their bodies for medical research. Jeff Spicoli's response to learning that people can make $25 for offering their bodies for medical research.
6 of 10
"Bathroom."
Back to School
Summer School
Fast Times at Ridgemont High
ANSWER: Football player Jerome Watkins' response to Mr. Shoop's question about where he's been after missing the entire summer school session and showing up for the exam. ("Hey, I remember you. Where have you been?" / "Bathroom." / "For the last six weeks?" / "My zipper got stuck.") Football player Jerome Watkins' response to Mr. Shoop's question about where he's been after missing the entire summer school session and showing up for the exam. ("Hey, I remember you. Where have you been?" / "Bathroom." / "For the last six weeks?" / "My zipper got stuck.")
7 of 10
"Please, try to understand. I don't have the background for this. I mean, the high school I went to, they asked a kid to prove the law of gravity, he threw the teacher out the window!"
Back to School
Summer School
Fast Times at Ridgemont High
ANSWER: If that line didn't scream Rodney Danderfield to you, you don't know Rodney Dangerfield. If that line didn't scream Rodney Danderfield to you, you don't know Rodney Dangerfield.
8 of 10
"Mister, if you don't shut up I'm gonna kick one hundred percent of your a**!"
Back to School
Summer School
Fast Times at Ridgemont High
ANSWER: Brad Hamilton's response to an irate customer at his demeaning job at the burger joint. Brad Hamilton's response to an irate customer at his demeaning job at the burger joint.
9 of 10
"Yeah! The attitude dictates that you don't care whether she comes, stays, lays, or prays. I mean whatever happens, your toes are still tappin'. Now when you got that, then you have the attitude."
Back to School
Summer School
Fast Times at Ridgemont High
ANSWER: Classic Mike Demone explaining to Mark Ratner how you pick up chicks. Classic Mike Demone explaining to Mark Ratner how you pick up chicks.
10 of 10
"Reality is so unreal."
Back to School
Summer School
Fast Times at Ridgemont High
ANSWER: Chainsaw's revelation during a period of brief sobriety when studying for the summer school final. Chainsaw's revelation during a period of brief sobriety when studying for the summer school final.
