Who Said It: John Mayer or Mayor Daley?

An accomplished musician, John Mayer has a way with words. Unfortunately, that doesn't always translate to interviews, where he's known for his inappropriate non-sequiturs. Outgoing Chicago Mayor Richard Daley, on the other hand, is a bit more bombastic in his public statements. Can you differentiate between the two based on their unusual quotes?

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(On music videos) Sometimes the music jumps down from the television and sits right next to you at the bar.

John Mayer
Mayor Daley
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I hope you don’t take pictures of me. You’re trying to make me always look mad. Now I can’t get emotional—I have to calm down. When you’re emotional, you start looking different.

John Mayer
Mayor Daley
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You go out there and ask them what their future is today. If we don't build that today, there's nothing.

John Mayer
Mayor Daley
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Ladies, if you want to know the way to my heart...good spelling and good grammar, good punctuation, capitalize only where you are supposed to capitalize, it's done.

John Mayer
Mayor Daley
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High school is like a spork: it's a crappy spoon and a crappy fork, so in the end it's just plain useless.

John Mayer
Mayor Daley
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My biggest dream is to write pornography.

John Mayer
Mayor Daley
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I was thinking the other day, yes, I sign autographs. I sign for one reason, I told the press, when I was a young man, a baseball player would not sign an autograph, and I always remembered him because I thought how selfish he was.

John Mayer
Mayor Daley
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Think of how much mental capacity I'm using to meet the right person.

John Mayer
Mayor Daley
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Go scrutinize yourself! I get scrootened every day, don't worry, from each and every one of you. It doesn't bother me.

John Mayer
Mayor Daley
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In your own eyes, you have to feel like you're always the underdog.

John Mayer
Mayor Daley
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Sometimes I wish that I was the weather, you'd bring me up in conversation forever.

John Mayer
Mayor Daley
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I get recognized somewhere in between like local meteorologist and national meteorologist

John Mayer
Mayor Daley