1 of 9
"A man can't 'just be friends' with another woman. Period."
2 of 9
"You need to listen to your body because your body is listening to you."
3 of 9
"The question is, do you want a man or a boy? I know how I would answer."
ANSWER: Dr. Funke talking to George Michael’s girlfriend, Ann from episode 3.4 “Notapusy.” Dr. Funke talking to George Michael’s girlfriend, Ann from episode 3.4 “Notapusy.”
4 of 9
"Sometimes you just got to give yourself what you wish someone else would give you."
5 of 9
"You're only lonely if you're not there for you."
6 of 9
"Here he comes. Here comes John Wayne. 'I'm not gonna cry about my pa. I'm gonna build me an airport, put my name on it.' Why? So you can fly away from your feelings?"
ANSWER: Tobias Fünke from episode 2.4 “Good Grief.” Tobias Fünke from episode 2.4 “Good Grief.”
7 of 9
"There's a psychological concept known as denial that I believe you're evincing. It's when a thought is so hateful that the mind literally rejects it."
ANSWER: Tobias Fünke: You know, there's a psychological concept known as denial, that I believe you're evincing. It's when a thought is so hateful that the mind literally rejects it.
Lucille: You are a worse psychiatrist than you are a son-in-law, and you will never get work as an actor because you have no talent.
Tobias Fünke: Well, if she's not going to say anything, I certainly can't help her. Tobias Fünke: You know, there's a psychological concept known as denial, that I believe you're evincing. It's when a thought is so hateful that the mind literally rejects it.
Lucille: You are a worse psychiatrist than you are a son-in-law, and you will never get work as an actor because you have no talent.
Tobias Fünke: Well, if she's not going to say anything, I certainly can't help her.
8 of 9
"I'm not the Hush-Puppies, pipe and 'Let's talk about your mother' kind of psychologist."
9 of 9
"I think you're running into a lot of trouble if your idea of foreplay is, 'Brace yourself honey, here I come!'"
