1 of 11
"You are a sad, strange little man, and you have my pity."
2 of 11
"When you say to me about really great moments of happiness, it is hanging out at zoos.”
Buzz (to the Barrel of Monkeys)
3 of 11
"I just want you to know that even though you tried to terminate me, revenge is not an idea we promote."
ANSWER: The full quote ends with "revenge is not an idea we promote on my planet." Since they are not on Buzz's planet, he attacks Woody. The full quote ends with "revenge is not an idea we promote on my planet." Since they are not on Buzz's planet, he attacks Woody.
4 of 11
"[He] has been secretly building a weapon with the destructive capacity to annihilate an entire planet! I alone have information that reveals this weapon's only weakness."
Newt (on Mahmoud Ahmadinejad)
5 of 11
"I've set my laser from stun to kill."
Newt (to Wolf Blitzer before the South Carolina primary)
6 of 11
"I will probably take six months off and go collect dinosaurs."
Newt (on his post-Congress plans)
Buzz (on what he'll do in the attic)
7 of 11
"One minute you're defending the whole galaxy, and, suddenly, you find yourself sucking down darjeeling."
Newt (in an interview with Tim Russert two months after resigning from Congress)
Buzz (dressed as Mrs. Nesbitt with two headless dolls)
8 of 11
"No bureaucrat would have invented [beach volleyball], and that's what freedom is all about."
Newt (while introducing beach volleyball legend Kent Steffes)
Buzz (to Volleyball Fun Barbie at Al's Toy Barn)
ANSWER: The full quote: "A mere forty years ago, beach volleyball was just beginning. No bureaucrat would have invented it, and that's what freedom is all about." The full quote: "A mere forty years ago, beach volleyball was just beginning. No bureaucrat would have invented it, and that's what freedom is all about."
9 of 11
"I'm not willing to preside over people who are cannibals."
Newt (announcing his resignation from Congress)
Buzz (after being pushed out of Andy's window)
ANSWER: "My only fear would be that if I tried to stay, it would just overshadow whoever my successor is. Frankly, Marianne and I could use a break." He later added, "I spent 40 years of my life getting us here. The idea that I would be the excuse to cannibalize the majority is so sickening I couldn't risk it. You have many good candidates. Have the loyalty of the entire 223 or it will not work." "My only fear would be that if I tried to stay, it would just overshadow whoever my successor is. Frankly, Marianne and I could use a break." He later added, "I spent 40 years of my life getting us here. The idea that I would be the excuse to cannibalize the majority is so sickening I couldn't risk it. You have many good candidates. Have the loyalty of the entire 223 or it will not work."
10 of 11
"There seems to be no sign of intelligent life anywhere."
Newt (about the Obama White House)
Buzz (after arriving in Andy's room)
