Who Said It: Sheldon Cooper or Stephen Hawking?

They're both theoretical physicists who've become household names, but Sheldon Cooper is a fictional character portrayed by Jim Parsons on The Big Bang Theory while Stephen Hawking is a Presidential Medal of Freedom recipient and the namesake for Hawking radiation.

Can you tell which quotations were spoken by Sheldon Cooper and which can be attributed to Stephen Hawking?

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"Your thesis that the Higgs boson is a black hole accelerating backwards through time is fascinating. ...Too bad it's wrong."

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"I see no large upcoming expenditures, unless they develop an affordable technology to fuse my skeleton with Adamantium like Wolverine."

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"My attitude -- I would paraphrase Gœring -- is that when I hear of Schrödinger's cat, I reach for my gun."

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"...anyone who told you that you would someday be able to make some significant contribution to physics played a cruel trick on you..."

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"People won't have time for you if you are always angry or complaining."

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"To show this diagram properly, I would really need a four dimensional screen. However, because of government cuts, we could manage to provide only a two dimensional screen."

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"...while I subscribe to the 'Many Worlds' theory which posits the existence of an infinite number of [me] in an infinite number of universes, I assure you that in none of them am I dancing."

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"Do you know how I solved the balanced center combat-area problem? Five words: transitional quadrilateral to triangular tesselation."

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"Equations are just the boring part of mathematics. I attempt to see things in terms of geometry."

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"I'm a physicist. I have a working knowledge of the entire universe and everything it contains."

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"Women. They are a complete mystery."

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In regards to the Enterprise's warp engine in Star Trek: The Next Generation: "I'm working on that."