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1 of 15
Fill in the blank for the popular slogan of this U.S. chain store: "Thank Heaven for __________."
J.C. Penney
Ace Hardware
2 of 15
As immortalized in Yankee Doodle Dandy, name the patriotic songwriter who was known for closing his shows by saying:"My mother thanks you. My father thanks you. My sister thanks you. And I thank you."
John Philip Sousa
George M. Cohan
Irving Berlin
Barry Sadler
3 of 15
The restaurant chain T.G.I. Friday's (whose name was adopted from the phrase "Thank God/Goodness It's Friday") was founded in 1965 in which U.S. city?
New York City
San Diego
4 of 15
"Thank you, come again!" is a stereotypical catch phrase often employed by which character from TV's The Simpsons?
Moe Szyslak
Krusty the Clown
Clancy Wiggum
Apu Nahasapempetalon
5 of 15
Who adopted "Thanks for the Memory" as his theme song after singing it in a 1938 film?
Bob Hope
James Stewart
Fred Astaire
Cary Grant
6 of 15
"For this relief much thanks; 'tis bitter cold and I am sick at heart" is from Act 1, Scene 1 of which William Shakespeare play?
Romeo & Juliet
7 of 15
What eye-opening comedian's "Thank You Mask Man" routine was made into an animated short film?
Andrew "Dice" Clay
George Carlin
Lenny Bruce
Sam Kinison
8 of 15
What group's song "Thank You For the Music" was released as a single in 1983 to accompany their greatest-hits compilation of the same name?
The Commodores
The Bee Gees
9 of 15
Which of these feature films was NOT directed by Jason Reitman, who made his debut with 2005's Thank You For Smoking?
The Kids Are All Right
Up In the Air
Young Adult
10 of 15
"Thank God, I have done my duty" were the last words of which British naval legend?
Francis Drake
Louis Mountbatten
William Bligh
Horatio Nelson
11 of 15
"Mahalo" is the word for "thank you" in which language?
12 of 15
The P.G. Wodehouse novel Thank You, Jeeves had previously appeared as a serial in issues of which U.S. magazine?
The New Yorker
Harpers Weekly
Atlantic Monthly
13 of 15
Andrew Gold's 1978 hit single "Thank You For Being a Friend" was re-recorded by Cynthia Fee and used as the theme to which popular NBC sitcom?
Family Ties
The Golden Girls
A Different World
14 of 15
So Long, and Thanks for All the Fish was the fourth entry in Douglas Adams' The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy series, which included all of the following, EXCEPT:
Mostly Harmless
The Restaurant at the End of the Universe
Life, the Universe, and Everything
Don't Panic
15 of 15
The short-lived 1989-90 CBS-TV sitcom Thanks parodied which of the following?
guardian angels
turkey farming
the Plymouth Colony
a lottery winner