Did Andy Rooney Really Say That?

The venerable Andy Rooney has said a lot of crazy stuff over the years. Can you pick out which of these quotes are actual Rooneyisms?

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"The French have not earned their right to oppose President Bush's plans to attack Iraq. On the other hand, I have."


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"I don't ever remember seeing a Mormon. Not once, not ever."


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"Milk is great but would you want a President who drinks milk all the time?"


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"A woman over 40 looks good wearing bright red lipstick. This is not true of younger women or drag queens."


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“When it comes to window blinds, vertical blinds are terrific, but so are horizontal blinds.”


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"I'm not sure why they call them toothbrushes. It's as though you were only brushing one tooth. Why not teethbrushes?"


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"Going to the New York Giants' home games is just something I do. I'm not saying it makes sense. I'm just saying that's what I do."


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“I’ve had enough of this LBJ character.”


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"Everyone's favorite Girl Scout Cookie is the Thin Mints."


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"They say school uniforms help keep order. Don't these schools do enough damage making kids think alike? Now they're going to make them look alike too? This isn't a new idea. I first saw it in news reels from the 1930s, but it was hard to understand. The narration was in German."


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11 of 15

"I know all about Babe Ruth and Lou Gehrig, but today's baseball stars are all guys named Rodriguez to me. They're apparently very good but they haven't caught my interest."


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12 of 15

"God said to me, 'Andrew, you have the eyes and ears of a lot of people. I wish you'd tell your viewers that both Pat Robertson and Mel Gibson strike me as wackos.'"


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"I have the right not to be tolerant of others because they are different, weird, or tick me off."


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"An escalator can never break. It can only become stairs."


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"The picture in the paper is of Kurt Cobain in a pair of ragged jeans with a hole in the knee. I doubt that Kurt Cobain ever prayed or did the kind of work that would have worn a hole in his pants."


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