Who Said It: Jack Kennedy or Jack Donaghy?
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"There is a crushing guilt that comes with being a Catholic. Whether things are good or bad, there is always the crushing guilt."
Jack Kennedy
Jack Donaghy
ANSWER: Of course, he's also claimed that his only religion is capitalism. Of course, he's also claimed that his only religion is capitalism.
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"I'm always rather nervous about how you talk about women who are active in politics, whether they want to be talked about as women or as politicians."
Jack Kennedy
Jack Donaghy
ANSWER: While this certainly sounds like something Mr. Donaghy would say, this remark was made by Mr. Kennedy. While this certainly sounds like something Mr. Donaghy would say, this remark was made by Mr. Kennedy.
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"Sure it's a big job; but I don't know anyone who can do it better than I can."
Jack Kennedy
Jack Donaghy
ANSWER: Whether self-confident or ego-centric, Mr. Kennedy was the one who made this statement. Whether self-confident or ego-centric, Mr. Kennedy was the one who made this statement.
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"Have you ever been to Florida? It's basically a criminal population. It's America's Australia."
Jack Kennedy
Jack Donaghy
ANSWER: Unsurprisingly, we don't think JFK ever said anything that would alienate a whole state of voters like this. Unsurprisingly, we don't think JFK ever said anything that would alienate a whole state of voters like this.
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"All the time I had on this Earth, I have only one regret: I should have worked more."
Jack Kennedy
Jack Donaghy
ANSWER: You know what they say: “All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy.” You know what they say: “All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy.”
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"Efforts and courage are not enough without purpose and direction."
Jack Kennedy
Jack Donaghy
ANSWER: While it’s the sort of inspirational business speech Mr. Donaghy praises, this one is 100% Mr. Kennedy. While it’s the sort of inspirational business speech Mr. Donaghy praises, this one is 100% Mr. Kennedy.
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"Small towns are where you see the kindness and goodness and courage of everyday Americans. The folks who are teaching our kids, running our prisons, growing our cigarettes. People who are still living by core American values."
Jack Kennedy
Jack Donaghy
ANSWER: Kennedy surely praised small towns, too. But not quite this way. Kennedy surely praised small towns, too. But not quite this way.
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"Once you say you're going to settle for second, that's what happens to you in life."
Jack Kennedy
Jack Donaghy
ANSWER: Mr. Donaghy lives by mottos like this, but Mr. Kennedy was never fond of being second best, either. Mr. Donaghy lives by mottos like this, but Mr. Kennedy was never fond of being second best, either.