The Ron Swanson Quiz

Ron Swanson is Parks and Recreation’s breakout star, but how well do you know the details behind everyone’s favorite mustachioed Libertarian?

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What’s the name of Ron’s sax-playing alterego?
Duke Silver
Bud King
Ace Reagan
2 of 11
According to Ron, what holiday is “a scam”?
Arbor Day
Valentine's Day
3 of 11
What is the secret of Ron’s hamburger recipe?
“Instead of ground beef, just use a steak.”
“Instead of a bun, another hamburger.”
“A hamburger made out of meat on a bun with nothing.”
4 of 11
What snack is known as a “Swanson” around Pawnee?
A burger topped with bacon and egg
A 16 oz. T-bone and a 24 oz. porterhouse
A turkey leg wrapped in bacon
5 of 11
What tennis star does Ron list as being one of his ideal women?
Steffi Graf
Jennifer Capriati
Anna Kournikova
6 of 11
What is Ron’s ringtone?
A gunshot
Leslie Knope's voice
7 of 11
Ron keeps a photo album with pictures of what?
Every flute he's ever carved
Every steak he’s ever eaten at Charles Mulligan’s
8 of 11
According to Ron, there’s only one bad word. What is it?
9 of 11
Which of the following is NOT on the Ron Swanson Pyramid of Greatness?
Old Wooden Sailing Ships
10 of 11
How many toes does Ron have?
He has the toes he has
11 of 11
Ron only officially recommends three products. Two are U.S. Army issued mustache trimmers and the C.R. Lawrence Fein two-inch axe-style scraper oscillating knife blade. What is the third?
Morton Salt
Angus beef
Remington ammunition