The Ron Swanson Quiz
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What’s the name of Ron’s sax-playing alterego?
ANSWER: You may remember his hit records Memories of Now, Hi Ho Duke, and Smooth as Silver. You may remember his hit records Memories of Now, Hi Ho Duke, and Smooth as Silver.
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According to Ron, what holiday is “a scam”?
ANSWER: Ron claims they were “invented by Hallmark to sell cards.” Ron claims they were “invented by Hallmark to sell cards.”
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What is the secret of Ron’s hamburger recipe?
“Instead of ground beef, just use a steak.”
“Instead of a bun, another hamburger.”
“A hamburger made out of meat on a bun with nothing.”
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What snack is known as a “Swanson” around Pawnee?
A burger topped with bacon and egg
A 16 oz. T-bone and a 24 oz. porterhouse
A turkey leg wrapped in bacon
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What tennis star does Ron list as being one of his ideal women?
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What is Ron’s ringtone?
Leslie Knope's voice
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Ron keeps a photo album with pictures of what?
Every flute he's ever carved
Every steak he’s ever eaten at Charles Mulligan’s
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According to Ron, there’s only one bad word. What is it?
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Which of the following is NOT on the Ron Swanson Pyramid of Greatness?
Old Wooden Sailing Ships
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How many toes does Ron have?
He has the toes he has
ANSWER: Let’s just leave it at that. Let’s just leave it at that.
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Ron only officially recommends three products. Two are U.S. Army issued mustache trimmers and the C.R. Lawrence Fein two-inch axe-style scraper oscillating knife blade. What is the third?