5 Questions: The Human Genome Project: Not only a scientific venture, but also a regulatory challenge to governments--foreign and domestic.

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A small commuter plane crashed directly on the US/Canadian border; in which country were the survivors buried?
Both, depending upon their nationality
US
You don't bury survivors!
Canada
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"Knock, knock." "Who's there?" "Anna Maria Alberghetti." "Anna Maria Alberghetti who?"
Anna Maria Alberghetti in a taxi, honey.
The Aristocrats!
Orange you glad I didn't say "banana"?
Don't cry.
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Why did I quit my job at the muffler factory?
It exhausted me.
Lousy pay.
Sexual harrassment.
No medical benefits.
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What happened when a ship carrying a cargo hold full of red paint collided with one carrying blue paint?
All the passengers were marooned.
The sharks were poisoned.
They both sank.
Their insurance claims were denied.
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What happened when the butcher accidentally backed into the automatic meat slicer?
He got a little behind in his work.
He charged extra for round steak.
His shop was closed by OSHA.
He required stitches.