“The Government isn't going to limit the number of cats people can own," said Prime Minister (and noted cat sympathizer) John Key.

BIRDS
Experts wondered if living so close to humans and other falcons would change the raptors’ naturally monogamous mating habits.
Researchers believe the discovery could be the key to identifying other ancient bird species.
The funny commercial has been called "idiotic" by figures in the advertising community.
When her owner had a heart attack, LuLu the pig played dead in the road until help arrived.
Here are five animals that made sure justice was served.
"Predictably Philandering Females Prompt Poor Paternal Provisioning"
A study found that adult zebra finches speak differently to baby birds than they do to one another, and that their repetitive language seemed to help the young birds learn to sing.
Ecosystems and humans alike rely on vultures, and not only because otherwise we'd be knee-deep in carcasses.
The birds never forget a face, or how it has wronged them.
Thanks to frostbite, Philip the duck was missing his webbed appendages. Now, he's able to live on his own.
In the study, Brown skuas developed a grudge against any researcher who repeatedly poked at their nests.
One woodpecker species may have found a smart way to build their homes faster.
Neanderthals may have accessorized with raptor feathers and talons—and, according to new research, they went through great pains to do so.
The beak’s unique shape lets the birds use tools without blocking their vision.
The gene associated with feathery feet is also known for creating forelimbs—and in birds, this means wings.