Kirk Van Houten: The Quiz
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As a young man, Kirk attended what college?
Eastern State University
Springfield Community Tech
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Kirk hates it when Milhouse calls him what?
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When Apu moves into the Bachelor Arms, Kirk warns him to stay out of his apartment if he doesn't like losing at what game?
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Since the heat is always off at Kirk's apartment, he makes a coat out of what?
Milhouse's stuffed animals
Cocktail napkins and duct tape
Pieces of his race car bed
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When Kirk visits career day at Springfield Elementary, he reveals that he works as the assistant to whom?
The guy who holds up a sign by the side of the road
The guy who puts fliers under people's windshield wipers
The guy who panhandles outside the Kwik E Mart
The guy who washes windshields at an intersection
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Kirk once served in which branch of the armed forces?
The Coast Guard
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What is the name of the demo Kirk records after his breakup with Luann?
"Will There Ever Be a Rainbow?"
"Where's My Alimony?"
"Ballad of the Deadbeat Dad"
"Can I Borrow a Feeling?"
ANSWER: For the entire audio, check out the always awesome Eye on Springfield: http://eyeonspringfield.tumblr.com/post/66561085/kirk-van-houten-can-i-borrow-a-feelin For the entire audio, check out the always awesome Eye on Springfield: http://eyeonspringfield.tumblr.com/post/66561085/kirk-van-houten-can-i-borrow-a-feelin
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When a possum drowns in the pool of the Bachelor Arms, Kirk suggests that his fellow residents throw it over the fence and let what fast food restaurant worry about it?
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Kirk briefly finds himself wrongfully incarcerated for what crime?
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Kirk and Luann’s marriage disintegrates during a fight over Pictionary. What vague concept can Kirk not draw?
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When Kirk married Luann, her father gave him a sweet job at a cracker factory. What was the name of this cracker company?
ANSWER: The Dryyyyy Cracker. The Dryyyyy Cracker.
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Which voice actor provides Kirk's voice?