Doogie Howser's Diary or Random Twitter Update?

Doogie Howser has been called the world's first blogger. But the kid doctor's insights more closely resemble Twitter updates. Can you tell the difference between something I excerpted from Dr. Howser's famous journal and something I found on Twitter? (Note: I deleted all ellipses.)

1 of 11
"New Year's Resolutions -- Worry less. Party harder. Live large. And ALWAYS be kind to strangers."
Doogie Howser Journal Entry
Twitter Update
2 of 11
"To the world you may be one person. But to one person you may be the world."
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3 of 11
"A broken heart is like a broken mirror. It's better to leave it broken than hurt yourself trying to fix it."
Doogie Howser Journal Entry
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4 of 11
"They say beauty is in the eye of the beholder. Maybe if we all spent a little less time beholding -- We'd be a lot happier."
Doogie Howser Journal Entry
Twitter Update
5 of 11
"I never thought of myself as prejudiced against black people. But after last night, I think I might have to rethink what I thought."
Doogie Howser Journal Entry
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6 of 11
"Growing old is mandatory. Growing up is optional."
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7 of 11
"If you manage your time well, you will never feel out of control. Trust others, but trust yourself the most."
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8 of 11
"From this moment on, I live my own life, I answer to no one. I'm totally free! Be careful what you wish for, you just might get it."
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9 of 11
"Like Mother Theresa once said, 'Give the world the best you have and you may get hurt. Give the world your best anyway.'"
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10 of 11
"The best prize of all is knowing that winning isn't always a victory and losing isn't always a defeat."
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11 of 11
"As Bogey might have said, 'The only thing worse than a jealous lover is a slug from a .44. Then again, there's nothing better.'"
Doogie Howser Journal Entry
Twitter Update