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Losing your job doesn’t have to spell financial ruin (or a diet of ramen noodles).
Which states seem to have the kids’ best interests in mind?
A witch may not always dress in a pointy hat and fly on a broomstick, so start paying attention to things like how many pets they have, how many times they’ve been married, and if they weigh more than a stack of bibles.
Need an interesting fact to drop at parties? Look no further.
Which versions of ‘Matilda,’ ‘The Witches,’ and ‘Charlie and the Chocolate Factory’ will make the cut?
Euphemisms allow us to discuss some grim or controversial topics employing a more palatable turn of phrase. These expressions were coined to disguise everything from capital punishments to diseases, death, slavery, and cannibalism.
Find out what everyone is searching for to perfect their spook-tacular looks this Halloween.
The flying mammals aren’t nearly as scary as these myths suggest.
These flicks found creative solutions to their budget limitations—and made better and more timeless stories in the process.
Cats have attracted a lot of different superstitions over the years—some easier to believe than others.
Critics might have panned the film—Roger Ebert said it was “made of artificial bits and pieces”—but audiences loved it, and now it’s a beloved cult classic. Ahead of its 30th anniversary in October, here’s what you need to know about ‘Now and Then.’
From Execution Rocks and Devil’s Den to Skull Mesa and Maggoty Run—plus, how these spots came by their terrifying monikers.
Which Jane Austen books is the internet obsessed with?
From tragic factory fires to toxic food scandals, some safety laws we may take for granted today actually have some pretty unsettling backstories.
Surprise: Milky Way wasn’t named after our home galaxy. Let’s take a brief stroll down the etymological candy aisle and discover how these confections got named.
How many people need to see the same UFO for it to be “real”?
Add these books to your TBR this spooky season.
Haven‘t picked a costume yet? Get some inspiration from this list.
Here’s everything you need to know about the Tales of Dunk and Egg, the ‘Game of Thrones’ prequel novellas that inspired HBO’s upcoming adaptation.
King’s sophomore novel left out a scene deemed too horrific to leave in.
The original’s July 1982 release date was selected just to mess with an ex-employee.