Anti-zombie presidential candidate ‘Vermin Supreme’ needs our support. After all, if he wins, everyone gets a pony!
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How No Child Left Behind Corrupted Education. In ten years, making the program work led to lowered standards and inflated grades.
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The Joy of Books. The magic starts to happen at closing time, when the people aren't there to see.
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When you have a court date over drug charges, you should dress like an upstanding citizen. Instead, a man in Fort Lauderdale wore a jacket with a print containing a recipe for crack cocaine.
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If the moon passes overhead once daily, why are there two high and low tides every day? And how does this lead to the Earth's rotation slowing down?
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The projections of rising tuition suggest that babies born today could pay over $400K to go to college. The secret is to not pay the suggested retail price.
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Baby pandas love to play, but one is determined to escape from his crib. His perseverance is only matched by the relentless supervision of his nanny.
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An Ohio professor proposes that pregnancy be classified as a disability. His point is that this would protect jobs, but others say this is totally unnecessary.
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7 Crafty Zoo Escapes. When the opportunity for freedom presents itself, who cares that you're still far from your natural habitat.