And you thought choosing whether you wanted your Waffle House hash browns smothered, covered, or chunked was complicated.

WORDS
According to some estimates, 30 percent of the English language—or roughly one in three English words—is derived directly from French.
Every time Christmas rolls around it brings with it its own vocabulary of words you barely hear the rest of the year. Here are a few we should bring back.
The first edition featured 39 pages on horse diseases.
If you're looking for a new nickname for your sweetheart, try hasenfürzchen. (Just don't tell them it means "bunny fart" in German.)