Who Said It: Zapp Brannigan or Donald Trump?
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"In the game of chess you can never let your adversary see your pieces."
Zapp Brannigan
Donald Trump
ANSWER: Zapp says this in the episode "Love's Labours Lost in Space," his first episode appearance on Futurama, as the Planet Express ship and the lovely Leela fly into his field of view. He never boards the ship, but he does "board" Leela. Zapp says this in the episode "Love's Labours Lost in Space," his first episode appearance on Futurama, as the Planet Express ship and the lovely Leela fly into his field of view. He never boards the ship, but he does "board" Leela.
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"She really has become a monster...I mean monster in the most positive way."
Zapp Brannigan
Donald Trump
ANSWER: He said this to Howard Stern to describe his wife during her pregnancy. He said this to Howard Stern to describe his wife during her pregnancy.
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"Bankruptcy? I don't think it's a failure. It's a success."
Zapp Brannigan
Donald Trump
ANSWER: The Don said this after news broke that his Atlantic City hotels and casinos filed for bankruptcy after racking up more than $1.8 billion in debt. He probably has the same thoughts about his hair. The Don said this after news broke that his Atlantic City hotels and casinos filed for bankruptcy after racking up more than $1.8 billion in debt. He probably has the same thoughts about his hair.
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"One reason people like me is because I'm blunt. One reason people don't like me is because I'm blunt."
Zapp Brannigan
Donald Trump
ANSWER: This appeared in the introduction to his book, Think Like a Champion, which he signed in case the reader forgot whose name was on the cover, I guess. This appeared in the introduction to his book, Think Like a Champion, which he signed in case the reader forgot whose name was on the cover, I guess.
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"If we can hit that bullseye, the rest of the dominoes will fall like a house of cards, checkmate."
Zapp Brannigan
Donald Trump
ANSWER: He said this in the "When Aliens Attack" episode just before the previous "My strategy is so simple, an idiot could have devised it." He said this in the "When Aliens Attack" episode just before the previous "My strategy is so simple, an idiot could have devised it."
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"Mr. President, what the hell?"
Zapp Brannigan
Donald Trump
ANSWER: This was taken from the second episode of the first new season on Comedy Central, "In-a-Gadda-Da-Leela." This was taken from the second episode of the first new season on Comedy Central, "In-a-Gadda-Da-Leela."
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"Do you mind if I sit back a little? Because your breath is very bad."
Zapp Brannigan
Donald Trump
ANSWER: He actually said this to Larry King once live on the air on King's talk radio show. He actually said this to Larry King once live on the air on King's talk radio show.
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"In life you have to rely on the past, and that's called history."
Zapp Brannigan
Donald Trump
ANSWER: He said this on his Celebrity Apprentice show. 'Nuff said. He said this on his Celebrity Apprentice show. 'Nuff said.
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"Now, like all great plans, my strategy is so simple an idiot could have devised it."
Zapp Brannigan
Donald Trump
ANSWER: This was said in the "When Aliens Attack" episode, when Zapp suggested that all of his ships fly into the enemy's cannons and clog their weapons with bloody wreckage. Trump had the same idea, except replace "wreckage" with "debt" and "cannons" with "casinos." This was said in the "When Aliens Attack" episode, when Zapp suggested that all of his ships fly into the enemy's cannons and clog their weapons with bloody wreckage. Trump had the same idea, except replace "wreckage" with "debt" and "cannons" with "casinos."
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"Show me someone without an ego and I'll show you a loser."
Zapp Brannigan
Donald Trump
ANSWER: This was a line from his self-help book How to Get Rich, the "self" in this case referring, of course, to Trump. This was a line from his self-help book How to Get Rich, the "self" in this case referring, of course, to Trump.
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"It was almost the perfect crime, but you forgot the one thing: rock crushes scissors."
Zapp Brannigan
Donald Trump
ANSWER: This came from the "Brannigan, Begin Again" episode when Zapp tries to arrest the crew for plotting to assassinate the "Yarn" alien president with a giant pair of safety scissors. This came from the "Brannigan, Begin Again" episode when Zapp tries to arrest the crew for plotting to assassinate the "Yarn" alien president with a giant pair of safety scissors.
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"That young man fills me with hope. Plus some other emotions which are weird and deeply confusing."
Zapp Brannigan
Donald Trump
ANSWER: The captain used these words in the "War is the H-Word" episode to describe the manly Lee Lemon. We're sure Trump has the same thoughts about himself.
The captain used these words in the "War is the H-Word" episode to describe the manly Lee Lemon. We're sure Trump has the same thoughts about himself.
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