Who Said It: Jane Austen or Steve Austin?
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"I've traveled the world the last few years; sometimes I think of home..."
Jane Austen
Steve Austin
ANSWER: Part of Steve Austin's poem from MTV's Idiot Savants. The rest of the poem goes like this: and even Stone Cold has to fight the tears. Another car, bus, or plane takes me to far away places, But what I remember most is all the smiling faces. Short people, tall people, people with glasses, The bottom line is I'll whip all your asses. Part of Steve Austin's poem from MTV's Idiot Savants. The rest of the poem goes like this: and even Stone Cold has to fight the tears. Another car, bus, or plane takes me to far away places, But what I remember most is all the smiling faces. Short people, tall people, people with glasses, The bottom line is I'll whip all your asses.
2 of 10
"Happiness in marriage is entirely a matter of chance."
Jane Austen
Steve Austin
3 of 10
"A large income is the best recipe for happiness I ever heard of."
Jane Austen
Steve Austin
ANSWER: Yes, she ended that sentence with a preposition folks. Yes, she ended that sentence with a preposition folks.
4 of 10
"I truly don't have a lot of friends..."
Jane Austen
Steve Austin
ANSWER: I don't really... I truly don't have a lot of friends, and when you get into pro wrestlin', you don't make a whole lotta friends, because it's the nature of the business. But I can truly say that Brian Pillman was a damn good friend o' mine. I don't really... I truly don't have a lot of friends, and when you get into pro wrestlin', you don't make a whole lotta friends, because it's the nature of the business. But I can truly say that Brian Pillman was a damn good friend o' mine.
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"My sore throats are always worse than anyone's."
Jane Austen
Steve Austin
ANSWER: This had to be the hardest one in the quiz, right? Believe it or not, Steve never said it, so far as we could research. But Jane did! This had to be the hardest one in the quiz, right? Believe it or not, Steve never said it, so far as we could research. But Jane did!
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"I cannot speak well enough to be unintelligible."
Jane Austen
Steve Austin
7 of 10
"That story would bring a tear to a glass eye."
Jane Austen
Steve Austin
8 of 10
"It's a great day to be a blonde."
Jane Austen
Steve Austin
ANSWER: Steve Austin and Brian Pillman's favourite quote, when they teamed as the Hollywood Blondes. Steve Austin and Brian Pillman's favourite quote, when they teamed as the Hollywood Blondes.
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"You call yourself a gorilla, yet you come out here and hee-haw like a jack ass!"
Jane Austen
Steve Austin
ANSWER: Yeah, sort of obvious... but you need them sometimes for context for the other ones! Yeah, sort of obvious... but you need them sometimes for context for the other ones!
10 of 10
"I challenge you to get a decent haircut."
Jane Austen
Steve Austin