1 of 10
"I've traveled the world the last few years; sometimes I think of home..."
ANSWER: Part of Steve Austin's poem from MTV's Idiot Savants. The rest of the poem goes like this: and even Stone Cold has to fight the tears. Another car, bus, or plane takes me to far away places, But what I remember most is all the smiling faces. Short people, tall people, people with glasses, The bottom line is I'll whip all your asses. Part of Steve Austin's poem from MTV's Idiot Savants. The rest of the poem goes like this: and even Stone Cold has to fight the tears. Another car, bus, or plane takes me to far away places, But what I remember most is all the smiling faces. Short people, tall people, people with glasses, The bottom line is I'll whip all your asses.
2 of 10
"Happiness in marriage is entirely a matter of chance."
3 of 10
"A large income is the best recipe for happiness I ever heard of."
ANSWER: Yes, she ended that sentence with a preposition folks. Yes, she ended that sentence with a preposition folks.
4 of 10
"I truly don't have a lot of friends..."
ANSWER: I don't really... I truly don't have a lot of friends, and when you get into pro wrestlin', you don't make a whole lotta friends, because it's the nature of the business. But I can truly say that Brian Pillman was a damn good friend o' mine. I don't really... I truly don't have a lot of friends, and when you get into pro wrestlin', you don't make a whole lotta friends, because it's the nature of the business. But I can truly say that Brian Pillman was a damn good friend o' mine.
5 of 10
"My sore throats are always worse than anyone's."
ANSWER: This had to be the hardest one in the quiz, right? Believe it or not, Steve never said it, so far as we could research. But Jane did! This had to be the hardest one in the quiz, right? Believe it or not, Steve never said it, so far as we could research. But Jane did!
6 of 10
"I cannot speak well enough to be unintelligible."
7 of 10
"That story would bring a tear to a glass eye."
8 of 10
"It's a great day to be a blonde."
ANSWER: Steve Austin and Brian Pillman's favourite quote, when they teamed as the Hollywood Blondes. Steve Austin and Brian Pillman's favourite quote, when they teamed as the Hollywood Blondes.
9 of 10
"You call yourself a gorilla, yet you come out here and hee-haw like a jack ass!"
ANSWER: Yeah, sort of obvious... but you need them sometimes for context for the other ones! Yeah, sort of obvious... but you need them sometimes for context for the other ones!
10 of 10
"I challenge you to get a decent haircut."
