Who Said It: Martha Stewart or Jon Stewart?

Two television show hosts with the same surname, and surprisingly similar dispositions, especially when Jon is mocking Martha. Can you figure out which quote belongs to which Stewart?

1 of 11
"What the heck are girls walking around in Dutch outfits selling tulips...?"
Martha Stewart
Jon Stewart
2 of 11
“No. I'm not going to be your monkey.”
Martha Stewart
Jon Stewart
3 of 11
“I have a microphone on one ankle and an ankle bracelet on the other, so I'm well balanced today.”
Martha Stewart
Jon Stewart
4 of 11
"Insomnia is my greatest inspiration."
Martha Stewart
Jon Stewart
5 of 11
"I catnap now and then, but I think while I nap, so it's not a waste of time."
Martha Stewart
Jon Stewart
6 of 11
“I feel your scorn and I accept it.”
Martha Stewart
Jon Stewart
7 of 11
“As an adolescent, (Vonnegut) made my life bearable.”
Martha Stewart
Jon Stewart
8 of 11
"Yes. Finally captured Martha Stewart. You know, with all the massive and almost completely unpunished fraud perpetrated on the American public by such companies as Enron, Global Crossing, Tyco and Adelphia, we finally got the ringleader. Maybe now we can lower the nation's terror alert to periwinkle.”
Martha Stewart
Jon Stewart
9 of 11
“My daughter doesn't allow me to wear fur.”
Martha Stewart
Jon Stewart
10 of 11
"I invented 'It's a good thing' before you were even born."
Martha Stewart
Jon Stewart
11 of 11
"You just have to keep trying to do good work, and hope that it leads to more good work. I want to look back on my career and be proud of the work, and be proud that I tried everything. Yes, I want to look back and know that I was terrible at a variety of things."
Martha Stewart
Jon Stewart