The Naked Gun, Dragnet, or Super Troopers?

Do you remember which classic cop comedy each quote came from?

1 of 13

"People...Against...Goodness...And...Normalcy. P-A-G-A-N. P.A.G.A.N."

The Naked Gun
Super Troopers
Dragnet
2 of 13

"You know those really cheap Japanese cartoons? No? This is basically a cheaper, Afghani knockoff. It's this monkey that basically travels around the world doing nasty things. His butler tries to keep him in line, but, uh...no."

The Naked Gun
Super Troopers
Dragnet
3 of 13

"Hey! The missing evidence in the Kelner case! My God, he really was innocent!"

The Naked Gun
Super Troopers
Dragnet
4 of 13

"Double baco cheeseburger. It's for a cop."

The Naked Gun
Super Troopers
Dragnet
5 of 13

"Listen, hotshot. I'm gonna tell you something right now. I don't care for you or for the putrid sludge you're trowling out. But until they change the laws and put you sleaze kings out of business, my job is to help you get back your stench-ridden boxes of smut. And since I'll be doing it holding my nose, I'll be doing it with one hand."

The Naked Gun
Super Troopers
Dragnet
6 of 13

"Do I look like a cat to you boy? Am I jumpin' around all nimbly-bimbly from tree to tree? Am I drinking milk from a saucer? Do you see me eating mice?!!!!"

The Naked Gun
Super Troopers
Dragnet
7 of 13

"These boys get that syrup in 'em, they get all antsy in their pantsy."

The Naked Gun
Super Troopers
Dragnet
8 of 13

"Yes. Well, when I see five weirdos dressed in togas stabbing a guy in the middle of the park in full view of 100 people, I shoot the bastards. That's my policy."

The Naked Gun
Super Troopers
Dragnet
9 of 13

"Desperation is a stinky cologne."

The Naked Gun
Super Troopers
Dragnet
10 of 13

"Oh, it's a real knee-slapper, friend, if you consider...Penal Code section 4A, 4207A, 597 and 217 Theft, Kidnapping, Cruelty to Animals and Attempted Murder something to laugh about."

The Naked Gun
Super Troopers
Dragnet
11 of 13

"Just thinkā€”the next time I shoot someone, I could be arrested."

The Naked Gun
Super Troopers
Dragnet
12 of 13

"It's true what they say: Cops and women don't mix. It's like eating a spoonful of Drano. Sure it'll clean you out, but it'll leave you hollow inside."

The Naked Gun
Super Troopers
Dragnet
13 of 13

"After losing the two previous vehicles we had been issued, the only car the department was willing to release to us at this point was an unmarked 1987 Yugo, a Yugoslavian import donated to the department as a test vehicle by the government of that country and reflecting the cutting edge of Serbo-Croatian technology."

The Naked Gun
Super Troopers
Dragnet