Who Said It: Cartman or Ted Nugent?

Ted Nugent can sound a lot like Eric Cartman, South Park's most notorious resident. Can you tell the verbatim Cartman dialogue from the Nuge's lyrics, writings, and public pronouncements?

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"(Dolphins are) intelligent and friendly on rye bread with some mayonnaise."

Eric Cartman
Ted Nugent
2 of 10

"Do British people count as an ethnicity for hate crimes?"

Eric Cartman
Ted Nugent
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"I would never kill somebody. Unless they pissed me off."

Eric Cartman
Ted Nugent
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"I contribute to the dead of winter and the moans of silence, blood trails are music to my ears."

Eric Cartman
Ted Nugent
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"(Deer are) only interested in three things: The best place to eat, having sex and how quickly they can run away. Much like the French."

Eric Cartman
Ted Nugent
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"Go back to Woodstock if you don't want to shoot anything."

Eric Cartman
Ted Nugent
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"There's only one Ted Nugent and there's only one Ted Nugent Kamp for Kids."

Eric Cartman
Ted Nugent
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"If there's one thing I've learned, it's that the only way to fight hate is with more hate."

Eric Cartman
Ted Nugent
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"We should put razor wire around our borders and give the finger to any piece of s#!t who wants to come here."

Eric Cartman
Ted Nugent
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"The pimps and the whores and the welfare brats need to be introduced to my crowbar."

Eric Cartman
Ted Nugent