Who Did It: Dr. Seuss or a Dr. Seuss Character?
Kept hundreds of various hats in a closet.
Had a pretend child named “Chrysanthemum Pearl,” who could make “the most delicious oyster stew with chocolate frosting and flaming Roman candles.”
Made his dog wear antlers.
Planted seeds in a tobacco-smoking pipe and watered them.
Enjoyed walking around on red stilts.
Invented the Infantograph, a machine that predicts what a couple’s baby will look like.
Was deathly afraid of a pair of pale green pants
Collected exotic bird eggs with the intent to make exotic scrambled eggs.
Ate cake in the bathtub.
Had a knack for uncannily imitating sounds such as owls hooting, corks popping, and bees buzzing.