1 of 10
“I’d rather swim buck naked across the Ganges with a papercut on my nipple and die a slow agonizing death from a viral infection than work with you.”
ANSWER: Rajesh is worried he will get sent back to India because of a dead end in his research. Sheldon offers to let Rajesh work for him. Rajesh is worried he will get sent back to India because of a dead end in his research. Sheldon offers to let Rajesh work for him.
2 of 10
“That’s how we roll in the Shire!”
ANSWER: Leonard dressed up like Frodo for a Halloween party at Penny’s. Leonard dressed up like Frodo for a Halloween party at Penny’s.
3 of 10
“All that science stuff, that comes from Jesus.”
ANSWER: He gets his temper from his daddy. He’s got his mother’s eyes. He gets his temper from his daddy. He’s got his mother’s eyes.
4 of 10
“The foundation of gift giving is reciprocity. You haven’t given me a gift; you’ve given me an obligation.”
ANSWER: Sheldon later buys multiple presents for Penny in order to be prepared with a gift equal in value to whatever she gives him. Sheldon later buys multiple presents for Penny in order to be prepared with a gift equal in value to whatever she gives him.
5 of 10
"Oh, well, this would be one of those circumstances that people unfamiliar with the law of large numbers would call a coincidence."
6 of 10
“I practically invented using fancy lab equipment to seduce women.”
7 of 10
“Here’s the problem with teleportation… Assuming a device could be invented which would identify the quantum state of matter of an individual in one location and transmit that pattern to a distant location for reassembly, you would not have actually transported the individual. You would have destroyed him and one location and recreated him in another.”
8 of 10
“This is one of my favorite places to kick back after a quest. They have a great house ale.”
9 of 10
“People think you’re this weird robot man who’s so annoying all the time, and you totally are. But then it’s like that movie Wall-E at the end. You’re so full of love. You can save a plant and get fat people out of the floaty chairs.”
ANSWER: Penny slipped in the shower and dislocated her shoulder. She was heavily drugged and talking a lot while Sheldon helped her into bed. Penny slipped in the shower and dislocated her shoulder. She was heavily drugged and talking a lot while Sheldon helped her into bed.
