1 of 9
"I didn't want to have to hurt him, but he insisted on picking a fight."
ANSWER: From I Am Charlotte Simmons From I Am Charlotte Simmons
2 of 9
"Everybody is going to be what they are, and whatever they are, there's not going to be anything to apologize about."
ANSWER: From The Electric Kool-Aid Acid Test From The Electric Kool-Aid Acid Test
3 of 9
"Never play cards with a guy who has the same first name as a city."
ANSWER: Sage advice from Coach Finstock. His full quote: "There are three rules that I live by: never get less than twelve hours sleep; never play cards with a guy who has the same first name as a city; and never get involved with a woman with a tattoo of a dagger on her body. Now you stick to that, and everything else is cream cheese." Sage advice from Coach Finstock. His full quote: "There are three rules that I live by: never get less than twelve hours sleep; never play cards with a guy who has the same first name as a city; and never get involved with a woman with a tattoo of a dagger on her body. Now you stick to that, and everything else is cream cheese."
4 of 9
"It's not a jungle out there. It's more of a honeymoon safari."
ANSWER: From Wolfe's 2002 Commencement Address at Duke From Wolfe's 2002 Commencement Address at Duke
5 of 9
"It doesn't matter how you play the game, it's whether you win or lose. And even that doesn't make all that much difference."
ANSWER: More Finstock More Finstock
6 of 9
"A lie may fool someone else, but it tells you the truth: you're weak."
ANSWER: From Bonfire of the Vanities From Bonfire of the Vanities
7 of 9
"Do you know anything about a rash that's going around?"
8 of 9
"You don't have to believe in the trolley company to let it take you where you want to go."
ANSWER: From A Man in Full. From A Man in Full.
9 of 9
"Give me a keg of beer."
I had to double check to make sure this wasn't uttered in Charlotte Simmons. We're good.
