Christopher Walken's Canon of Crap

In an interview with the New York Times magazine, Christopher Walken said, ''I'm a terrible analyzer of what will be good. 'Whatever I think the outcome is going to be, I'm always wrong.'' One look at his resume shows just how right he is. Of the terrible movies in this quiz, can you identify which ones Walken was in?

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The Prophecy II

Even though Walken’s character of Gabriel was pretty definitively killed in the original Prophecy, he returned for the sequel, where the archangel returns to Earth to stop the birth of a child of an angel and human.

In Walken's canon
Just terrible
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Gigli

Luckily for him, Walken makes only a small cameo in this, the ultimate of movie stinkers.

In Walken's canon
Just terrible
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Love in Paris

Walken got to try a French accent in this terrible drama about love and obsession set in Paris.

In Walken's canon
Just terrible
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The Village

Walken, as the historic town’s doctor, joins M. Night Shyamalan for his unsatisfying attempt at another creepy twist ending.

In Walken's canon
Just terrible
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New Rose Hotel

Walken plays Fox who, along with X, work as extractors who hide scientists whose lives are in danger.

In Walken's canon
Just terrible
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Kangaroo Jack

This movie, set in Australia, features a lively kangaroo that interferes with a gangster’s wrongdoings. Guess who plays the mobster.

In Walken's canon
Just terrible
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Glitter

Walken plays Harry Frank, the father of an aspiring pop star played by Mariah Carey.

In Walken's canon
Just terrible
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The Country Bears

Walken stars in this Disney movie, based on the attraction at Disney World. It wasn’t as successful as “Pirates of the Caribbean.”

In Walken's canon
Just terrible
9 of 18

The Stepford Wives

In this inferior remake of the 1974 suburban sci-fi adaptation, Walken is the inventor of the cyborg wives. Spoiler alert: turns out he’s a robot too.

In Walken's canon
Just terrible
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Son of the Mask

This sequel to The Mask doesn’t have Jim Carrey or any of the fun of the original. But it does have Walken playing a history professor who wants to unlock the secrets behind the mask.

In Walken's canon
Just terrible
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Balls of Fury

Walken stars as the villain, Feng, an evil ping-pong player who has sex slaves and an electrified ping-pong table.

In Walken's canon
Just terrible
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Envy

This movie, which features Walken playing a character named J-Man, earned an impressive 6% rating on Rotten Tomatoes.

In Walken's canon
Just terrible
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Fred Claus

When Walken and Vince Vaughan teamed up in Wedding Crashers, it was some vulgar fun. When they did a family Christmas comedy together – not so much.

In Walken's canon
Just terrible
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Who’s Your Caddy?

Big Boi of Outkast fame is a rapper feuding with an uptight country club over his membership. Walken has a small role as the club’s groundskeeper, Emmanuel.

In Walken's canon
Just terrible
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Mousehunt

Walken makes a quick cameo as an exterminator named Caesar, trying to help two brothers get rid of a pesky mouse.

In Walken's canon
Just terrible
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Baby Geniuses

This movie showed us that babies are actually super-smart beneath their cute, speechless exterior. Walken plays the evil scientist trying to harness their brainpower.

In Walken's canon
Just terrible
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Joe Dirt

The phrase “written by and starring David Spade” should give you some idea of this movie’s quality. Luckily, Walken only has a small part.

In Walken's canon
Just terrible
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American Dreamz

This scattershot movie parodied the government, terrorism, American Idol and anything else the writers could think of. Walken played the president’s chief of staff.

In Walken's canon
Just terrible